Something you didn't know: It's against the law to fart on a cop
Walk Off Balk —
... closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong. Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction. I'm sure if Jose was asked if it was worth it to get a charge of obstruction tacked on for farting on a cop, I'm sure he'd give a resounding "yes." I know it would be for me, as long as I don't force it and draw mud. [WSAZ] ...
Surfing safari for 9/25/08
SmackCaster SmackBlog —
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THE MORNING ACCORDING TO US
ESPNtheMag.com - MagDaily —
... Earlier this week a West Virginia man, one Jose Cruz, passed gas on a cop and was charged with battery. Whether or not Jose realized it, he did his community a service. The good people of South Charleston, WV, will never forget the time a a drunk guy named Jose assaulted an officer with nothing more than the wind from his pants.
Interlude: Yeah, you, tubby...
Guyism » celebs —
... Cuthbert really, really likes hockey players + Sandra Nilsson is famous for being naked [image] [image] + I want Shannon Stewart on my team... no, not that one + The Muppets got Rick Roll'd + Holly Valance has a cool name, is curvy + Hot or Not? Amanda Peet + Good news: Abi Titmuss really is hot [image] [image] Your Market Research Here [image] [image] Wearable airbags for the clumsy, elderly Man passes gas, charged with battery Train crushes railway sex couple Athletes to donate ...
Interlude: Quit bugging my girl
Guyism » celebs —
... my team... no, not that one + The Muppets got Rick Roll'd + Holly Valance has a cool name, is curvy + Hot or Not? Amanda Peet + Good news: Abi Titmuss really is hot [image] [image] Your Market Research Here [image] [image] Baseball debate solved - The head-first slide is quicker Top 10 exploding people in movies Man hit by truck, then ticketed for jaywalking Wearable airbags for the clumsy, elderly Man passes gas, charged with battery Train crushes railway sex couple Athletes to ...
Interlude: My bad
Guyism » celebs —
... really is hot [image] [image] Your Market Research Here [image] [image] Firefighter accused of taking crash victim's foot Hospital tells grandfather, 71, that he's pregnant Cops nab motorist who owes $1.9M in traffic fines Baseball debate solved - The head-first slide is quicker Top 10 exploding people in movies Man hit by truck, then ticketed for jaywalking Wearable airbags for the clumsy, elderly Man passes gas, charged with battery Train crushes railway sex couple Athletes to donate ...
The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #57: José “Used His Hose B to Make Another” Cruz
Hire Jim Essian —
... . That’s the most interesting thing about José Cruz, so I’m just going to pretend that the following story is about him: ...
