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myespn.go.com - 5/23/2008
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Posted by ESPN.com's Matt Mosley This morning, ESPN 2's "First Take" tackled one of society's age-old questions: Could one of the league's top kick returners make it from goal line to goal line if a hungry, 900-pound Black Bear was waiting at the 50-yard line? Apparently the show became obsessed with the topic when, for no apparent reason, Major League Baseball analyst Tim Kurkjan, brought ...
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... 2. Bears. ESPN2's First Take had a curious and overlong segment with actual experts who like to waste time speculating whether an NFL kick returner, in this case Antwaan Randle-El, could get past an actual bear on the football field. I love you 'Twaan, but running backwards 10 yards doesn't work any better on bears than humans. ...
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