Manchester United Boss Suffers Blow To The Balls

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Manchester United Boss Suffers Blow To The Balls
The Offside found this 9/12/2007 on www.caughtoffside.com [flag]
Sir Alex Ferguson, he of (confirmed) hairdryer-esque screaming player-rage and (possible) piles issues, was kicked yesterday in the testicular region. Sir Alex was innocently strolling around Euston Station when some vagabond swept in and kicked him in the nuts. The police would like to catch the ball-bashing criminal and there are a number of strong suspects [...] [link]

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Daily Dose 9.12.07
Published 9/12/2007 by chris at The Offside
... . • Somebody get Sir Alex a bag of ice, he s been punched in the niblets ( Caught Offside ) • Run for the hills, there s been an Emile Heskey sighting ( ...

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