Manhunt On For Lambeau Creep Who Grabbed Ruvell Martins Junk

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Lambeau Leap Turns Dangerous When Fan Graps Ruvell Martin's Crotch
Published 11/14/2007 by Michael David Smith at FanHouse
... that's a hand grabbing Martin in the place where he would least like to be grabbed. Martin's teammate, Donald Driver, said on WTMJ that what happened to Martin "just ain't right" and is the talk of the locker room. You really can't see from the picture whose hand that is, but the hope is that by publicizing the photo, some fan who was sitting in the area can figure it out and help to find the crotch grabber. He cannot be permitted to get away with this. Hat tip: Sports by Brooks.   Permalink | Email this |  ...

THE SEARCH IS ON FOR THE PACKERS' CROTCH-GRABBER
Published 11/14/2007 by DCScrap at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
... streets. 620AM WTMJ Newsradio is on the lookout for the man who was so excited over Ruvell Martin's touchdown on Sunday that he felt the need to have his own little version of a "touchdown." If you know this man, please visit the radio station's Web site and send them an e-mail. Oh, and smack the perv who did this while you're at it. We can't have our athletes subjected to such "scrutiny." (Unless it's by one of their own teammates, of course.) HT: SPORTSbyBROOKS ...

Create The Caption #113
Published 11/14/2007 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... up. You're telling me there's a REASON Elizabeth's kid has your eyes?"- Pete "Seriously, quit touching me, Ian Zeiring."- G-Money "No, seriously. You really think Hillary's economic policy would be strong enough to handle a severe downturn of the economy without destroying the upper middle class?"- Anon _________________________________________ Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of "Crotchgate"? (Via Sports By Brooks) Daily Links: Grant Hill To Cry ...

LAst Night's Action: WGA Strike Does Not Send Phil Jackson Into Reruns
Published 11/15/2007 by Adam Rose at LAist
... Tracy McGrady had to leave with an injured elbow. Kobe Bryant led the way with 30 points in a game that went to the wire. Phil Jackson made no comment about Rockets in the backcourt. Clippers 84, Knicks 81 - With poor shooting by both teams (37% for LA and 35% for NY), Chris Kaman was critical with 18 rebounds and 14 points. Stephon Marbury returned for the Knicks a day after going AWOL. Elsewhere - Apparently football players need to wear a cup to protect themselves from the fans ... Vince Young is a little too hard ...

Thursday’s Basically Top Five Blog Links
Published 11/15/2007 by Jamie Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant
... ESPN’s lead baseball promo was so odd it got picked by a college football blog. And, since it sounds like Rodriguez is re-upping with the Yanks, here’s a fun piece pitting A-Rod vs. Eckstein. Friday Night Lights to ESPN? I don’t care who airs it, so long as it airs. Meet college hoops’ Tim Tebow. Basketball is kind of a big deal in Syracuse, and freshman Jonny Flynn is making quite the impression. A Packer gets his package poached. An illustrated example of when Lambeau Leaping goes wrong. ...

Need a Judges Ruling on the Lambeau Crotch Grab
Published 11/15/2007 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... that we’ve had 24 hours to ponder whether or not this Cheesehead was trying to cop a feel: when players jump into the stands, fans grab at whatever they can to keep the athletes from falling and breaking a leg. In the euphoria of a touchdown, the fans are going (bad pun alert) nuts, and aren’t focusing on what they are grabbing. Hence, it was an accident. Also, the Lambeau Leap is very 1999 and probably needs to be done away with. How about some creativity, people? Manhunt on for Lambeau Creep who Grabbed Ruvell Martin’s Junk (Sports by Brooks) ...

Weekly Waste of Oxygen
Published 11/16/2007 by Simon at SimonOnSports
... 3. Lambeau Leap Crotch Grabber - This has been on just about every single sports blog in the world already. It's pretty simple you do not grab a mans crotch. I'm pretty sure Ruvell will think twice next time he scores a touchdown and goes to jump into the Lambeau crowd. Way to ruin it for everyone simply because you watched to touch a pro athletes dick. ...