MARIA SHARAPOVA ONLY CARES ABOUT TENNIS

Awful Announcing found this 5/7/2008 on www.withleather.com [flag]

Eager to capitalize on attractive blondes with long legs, the Women's Tennis Association awesomely wants to get Maria Sharapova to participate in an upcoming WTA photo shoot during a tournament in Rome, but little miss fancypants only cares about playing tennis . They want me to do this shoot on Sunday, Monday or Tuesday of the Rome tournament after flying 12 hours from LA. I have ... [link]

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