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Matt Stairs Loves Having His Ass Pounded
Matt Stairs Loves Having His Ass Pounded
Last night was a pretty wonderful night to be Matt Stairs . As Lackey went over earlier , Stairs has always been a productive player in the bigs -- you don't get so many jobs with so many different teams if you suck -- but due to his limitations on defense, he's generally toiled in the ...
MLB Quote of the Year: Matt Stairs
MLB Quote of the Year: Matt Stairs
thefightins.com — According to his post-game quotes, Matt Stairs must be into some freaky celebratory shit. Following the 2-run... blast that made Jonathan Broxton the new old-Brad Lidge, he had this to say: “When you get that nice celebration coming into the ... (more) MLB Quote of the Year: Matt Stairs
 MLB Quote of 2008 Ass Hammer (video)
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MLB Quote of 2008 Ass Hammer (video)
youtube.com — Philadelphia Phillies' Matt Stairs' response to a incredible two-run hit.Original video-http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/mlb-quote-of-the-y ear-matt-stairs/... (more) MLB Quote of 2008 Ass Hammer (video)
Matt Stairs' moment | Philadelphia Inquirer | 10/14/2008
philly.com — LOS ANGELES - That's why they got the man. A generic Major League Baseball transaction on Aug.... 29 - just before the deadline that would keep players off a team's postseason roster - doesn't begin to tell the story. Matt Stairs, designated for ... (more) Matt Stairs' moment | Philadelphia Inquirer | 10/14/2008
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Matt Stairs Loves Having His Ass Pounded
Foul Balls — ... , Stairs has always been a productive player in the bigs -- you don't get so many jobs with so many different teams if you suck -- but due to his limitations on defense, he's generally toiled in the shadows. So you know when Matt sent that moonshot into the right field bleachers on Monday night, it had to be one of the greatest moments of his life... Continue reading at FanHouse

Matt Stairs is Old School
Babes Love Baseball — ... postseason. *drool* Ryan Howard and Jimmy Rollins, on the other hand, are a combined 5-for-33 for the series. Yikes! Times to step it up, fellas. Headed into Wednesday night's game at Dodger Stadium, the Phils are carrying a 3-1 series lead -- just one victory away from the World Series -- with ace Cole Hamels taking the hill against righty Chad Billingsley. Hopefully Squirrelface has shaved by then. [Philly] | [The Fanhouse] | [Rumors and Rants] | [Sports by Brooks]

Win When?
Faith and Fear in Flushing — ... Ruiz worked his way up the minors after signing out of Panama. Chris Coste is a legendary scrap heap reclamation success story. Jayson Werth was a bargain basement free agent. Brad Lidge came in an almost no-risk trade and brought along Eric Bruntlett. Jamie Moyer was a quiet deadline deal that keeps paying dividends. Pedro Feliz was an under-the-radar signing. Matt Stairs, the quintessential September pickup, proved his value with one swing in Game Four of the NLCS (and boy does he enjoy the company of his teammates). All their ancillary setup men seem to have come in on ...

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Matt Stairs Says He Likes To Get His Ass Hammered
firenedcollettinow.com 10/14/2008 — Yeah, he may have completely sunk the Dodgers' playoff dreams, but at least none of the Dodger players admit to getting their ass hammered and liking it. "'You want to get that one big hit where you feel like you're part of the team,' Stairs said. 'Not that I don't feel like I'm part of the...
MLB: Homers put LA on brink of elimination
baseballthinkfactory.org 10/14/2008 — Get the Los Angeles Dodgers™ logo on your checks, Check Card, and statements...time is running out! Shane Victorino and Matt Stairs launched two-run homers in the eighth inning Monday night to power the Phillies to a crushing 7-5 comeback win over ...
Stairs-way To Heaven
rumorsandrants.com 10/14/2008 — Seriously, Matt Stairs? That’s what you’re asking yourself if you’re a Los Angeles Dodgers fan. Against a lineup with the likes of Ryan Howard, Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley and Pat Burrell, you get beat by 40-year old Matt Stairs?
Matt Stairs Hits the Biggest Home Run By An Ex-Royal Since 2004
royalsreview.com 10/14/2008 — Matt Stairs, always unappreciated and the 65th Greatest Royal of All-Time , blasted a mammoth home run off of mythical Dodger closer Jonathan Broxton in the top of the eighth inning tonight, giving the Phillies a 7-5 lead. The English language is ...
Video: Shane Victorino and Matt Stairs
the700level.com 10/14/2008 — That may have been the most excited I've ever been watching a single swing of a baseball bat. If this Phillies team beats the Dodgers one more time and eventually goes on to play for World Series glory, there's no question Shane Victorino could ...
Philly uses every bit of North America to take 3-1 lead in NLCS
sports.yahoo.com 10/14/2008 — Hawaii's Shane Victorino went volcanic on the Los Angeles Dodgers and Canada's Matt Stairs hit a ball to the North Pole in a four-run eighth inning, driving the Philadelphia Phillies to a stunning 7-5 victory in the NLCS. As a result, the Phillies ...
Matt Stairs!
ballssticksstuff.com 10/14/2008 — I might move to Canada. Judging from the reaction in the Phillies dugout, I might not be the only one. Did you see the way he teed off on that? He looked like a guy at a long drive contest. Don't forget, Stairs' two-run home run in the eighth put the ...
What was the look in Broxton's eyes?
truebluela.com 10/14/2008 — Kuo, Wade, and Broxton have been an impenetrable fortress for much of the season, but  the Philly bats found a way to take them downtown, and take a sure fire victory away from us. The Flying Hawaiian and the old pro Matt Stairs along with the ...
Matt Stairs Hits the Biggest Home Run of his Life
detroit4lyfe.blogspot.com 10/14/2008 — Matt Stairs says some pretty dirty things after hitting his big pinch-hit home run for the Phillies.
Matt Stairs Is Your Unlikely Postseason Hero
mlb.fanhouse.com 10/14/2008 — In short time tonight, we're going to have posts telling you what the Phillies huge 7-5 win over the Dodgers tonight means for both teams and all kinds of analysis and opinions on how the series is going to play out. That's all well and good, but ...
Phillies Hero Matt Stairs Is a Man's Man
sportingnews.com 10/14/2008 — Great sound byte from a guy who doesn't give many sound bytes... obviously
Speed Read: Matt Stairs Is A Very Bad Man, Eh
sportsbybrooks.com 10/14/2008 — Matt Freaking Stairs . The 40-year-old who had all of 17 at-bats with the Phillies after being acquired from the Blue Jays on August 30th hit the first postseason bomb of his career in the eighth inning off of Jonathan Broxton as the Phils came from ...
Called It!
ballssticksstuff.com 10/15/2008 — Not to say I told you so, but I sort of told you so at the time of the Matt Stairs trade in late-August. In a post entitled, "Phillies Prefer to Take the Stairs":Remember how some scoffed at last season's Russell Branyan pick-up? And remember how he ...
Matt Stairs: ‘I Swing for the Fences’
larrybrownsports.com 10/16/2008 — I’ve always been a fan of Matt Stairs , professional hitter. He has a unique style and always struck me as such the prototypical beer league softball player. Only he plays real baseball. And he plays it well. And in one statement, Stairs ...
Of Matt Stairs Quotes And Phillies F-BombsAwfulAnnouncing
I had a few people ask me if I caught the F-bomb following the Phils win on FOX last night. Of course I did, but I didn't really have anything to pair with until now. That video is at the bottom but the MLB quote of the year comes from Matt Stairs via The Fightins .... “When you get that ...