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Might Wanna Back Off On That Smoke Machine
Might Wanna Back Off On That Smoke Machine
This sums up Iowa State football this season. And last season. And last season. And … … oh, never mind. ( Video from The Wiz) . Share This
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youtube.com — running of the players into the goal post because of too much smoke, thanks to murph and... andy at sound off for showing the clip! (more) Too much smoke (video)
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CURIOUS INDEX, 10/21/08
EDSBS — ... No way. Rock stops for no one. You don’t need less smoke, but rather more fire to illuminate the smoke. Consider more smokepots and strobe lights, or perhaps a Ronnie James Dio dragon belching flame over the tunnel. (HT: SBB.) ...

Goal Post Makes Stunning Tackle
The Sporting Blog — ... about his glory days in the Big 12 with his close friends the 3-6 Mafia. Either way, you can't endorse something as silly as reducing the amount of smoke: that would be surrendering to the elements, and would cut down on the sheer amount of ROCK at Iowa State. The obvious solution? Set the goalposts on fire with a lighter and a generous coating of hairspray to make sure they're visible to players exiting the tunnel. Trust me: that will take care of everything. (H/T: Sports By Brooks)

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