Mike Ditka's Balance Is Not What It Used To Be [Mike Ditka]

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 Mike Ditka's Balance Is Not What It Used To Be [Mike Ditka]
I've never been to a celebrity roast for anyone but I like to think this happens every time. Paul Hornung takes the stage and welcomes the roastee to the rostrum, roastee is wasted, knocks over his own table when standing, and then crumbles to the ground when shoved by Hornung. See Mr. Bear's finest moment after the jump. Supposedly this video is from March 2001 but it's never reached ... [link]

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DOWN GOES DITKA
Published 7/18/2008 by Mike Florio at ProFootballTalk.com
Clay Travis of Deadspin has unearthed a video of former Bears coach Mike Ditka behaving like a bear in a bingo hall.  Here it is. In the clip that reportedly was created in 2001 at (based on the sign in the background) an apparent roast of Ditka.  When Paul Hornung is introduced as the next speaker, and Ditka stands to applaud, Ditka somehow knocks an entire table forward, sending it off the dais into into the crowd. Then Hornung gives Ditka a playful shove, sending Da Coach careening into Da Curtain. It’s great, but we still can’t figure out how he managed to knock over an ...

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