Mike Patrick Has Important Things On His Mind

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Rushing The Field, Week 3.
Published 9/23/2007 by Signal to Noise at Signal to Noise
... eville wants Houston Nutt s gonads on a string tonight. Not only is Boss Hawg double fucked by having Darren McFadden and Felix Jones under the weather, but Casey Dick s receivers couldn t help him even if he threw well. Nutt needs to Krazy-Glue the wideouts gloves, and maybe reinforce some tackling down there. Kentucky made it work with Andre  Woodson, whose Heisman case and NFL Draft status keeps rising while the Wildcats have to run out second and third-string backs behind him due to injury. As for the Hawgs, dumb penalties and dumber offensive execution cost them. All I needed to know about Rice-Texas was that it was 41-0 at the half. Night Shift Games: UGA pulls the win out of Matthew Stafford s ass as he air-mails it on the first play of the Dawgs shot in OT for six, thus saving Mark Richt from a face-destroying loss to the Saban. John Parker Wilson had walked it in for six and the tie as Bama came back from two scores down to send the game to OT with a missed Coutu FG. ...

Mike Patrick’s Britney Spears Moment
Published 9/23/2007 by Jamie Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant
... Because they’re awesome at what they do, Awful Announcing has the video. Please take 50 seconds to watch it and wonder WTF he was thinking. ...

Quote of the day.
Published 9/23/2007 by Paulsen at Sports Media Watch
This exchange occurred in overtime of last night's Georgia/Alabama game. Awful Announcing has the video of this bizarre conversation between play-by-play man Mike Patrick and color analyst Todd Blackledge . Keep in mind that this occurred in overtime, prior to Georgia scoring the game winning touchdown. Mike Patrick: "I have an important question for you." Todd Blackledge: "Go ahead." Patrick: "What is Britney doing with her life?" Blackledge: "Who?" Patrick: "Britney!" Blackledge: "Britney who?" Patrick: "Spears! What is she doing with her career?" Blackledge: "Why do we care at this point? Is she here?" Patrick: "I don't think so." Blackledge: "Is she a football fan?" Patrick: "Oh, I'm sure she is." All of this taking place on the same day NBC play-by-play man Tom Hammond mistakenly referred to Michigan State wide receiver Terry Love as Courtney Love . Perhaps college football announce ...

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Published 9/24/2007 by TheGoldfishCowboy at A Pudge is a Sandwich
... They did and they did.  Send cookies and SCP to tj8212 and Awful Announcing for providing the video. ...

Mike Patrick’s Zeitgeist Moment
Published 9/24/2007 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... Mike Patrick has important things on his mind (Awful Announcing) ...

Broadcasting 101...Timing
Published 9/25/2007 by Boss at Three Idiots on Sports
... for the link. ESPN are you going to stand for this, enough already! Put Ron Franklin back on the primetime game.

Well, That Was Quick: Alabama Fans Are So Not Crazy
Published 9/26/2007 by Bstone at Brahsome - Care To Get Nice?
... It may have gone unnoticed during the whole Patrick-Gate fiasco on ESPN Saturday night, but Alabama lost to Georgia. And with said loss, came the inevitable springing up of a ...

VOTML: Eazy Yi's Storyline Most Likely Be Beaten to Death
Published 10/20/2007 by TheHype at FanHouse
... PbP: ...So, what's up with Britney Spears? ...

"Why Should I Change My Name? She's The One Who Sucks."
Published 12/6/2007 by One More Dying Quail at One More Dying Quail
... Best of all, we finally have an answer for Mike Patrick, who in late September asked the immortal question, "What is Britney Spears doing with her life?" Turns out she's averaging 13.3 points and 7.5 rebounds per game. Not too shabby.

Where Is Your Mama At?
Published 12/19/2007 by Gangsta D at The Commission
... . I think everyone thought that Jamie Lynn would take the road less traveled, and refrain from making herself into a punchline. As Charlie Murphy would say, "Wrong! Wrong!" What ever happened to wearing rubbers? Did that go out of style at some point. At any rate, since Britney and their mother have done such a bang up job as parents, we can only imagine how tremendous Jamie Lynn will be as a role model. I do know this, though. Somewhere Mike Patrick is going apeshit , trying to figure out how to shoehorn Jamie Lynn's pregnancy into the last 30 seconds of Duke-UNC.

What's the Worst Sports Media Moment of the Year?
Published 12/20/2007 at The Sporting Blog
... SI's Richard Deitsch has put together his list of the top 10 most memorable sports media moments of the past year. It's a respectable list, and if I had to choose from his, I'd go with Mike Patrick pondering the current state of Britney Spears' personal life. ...