Millions of Americans simultaneously ask "Why the hell is Dane Cook doing baseball commercials?"

USA -- Millions of Americans are simultaneously stunned, wondering why in blazes Dane Cook is doing postseason baseball commercials. "I mean, I'm sitting there watching a little baseball on TV, and all of a sudden this guy that my fourteen-year old daughter thinks is hilarious and 'supercute' is standing there talking about how much baseball should mean to me," (SATIRE) (link)