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Mistresses for MLB Players
Mistresses for MLB Players
Alex Rodriguez cheats on his wife. Crap, the next think you're going to tell me is that Barry Bonds stuck a needle full of cow hormones into his fanny. So in celebration of Major League Baseball players skankbag ways, I've decided to take a handful of players and match them up with their ideal slutty celebrity equivilant. Derek Jeter and Lindsay Lohan . Jeter is one of the few players in the ...
3 Comments
  • Redsauce Redsauce
    +1

    My favorite pairing:

    "Roger Clemens and a Life-sized blow up doll of himself."

    Posted 6/1/2007 respond (flag)
  • TheHype TheHype
    +2
    Casey Johnson has criminally smooth skin. Damn you J&J skin care products!
    Posted 6/1/2007 respond (flag)
  • studes studes
    +4
    Way to get high ranks on Ballhype: include picture of Scarlett Johansson.
    Posted 6/2/2007 respond (flag)
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YOU BEEN BLINDED — ... Fantasy Baseball Mistress hook-ups. Courtesy of Babes Love Baseball

High Five
Foul Balls — ... ] Baseball players and the whores they should date. [ Babes Love Baseball ] If this was anybody not named Alex Rodriguez, nobody would care. That being said, I hope the White Sox saw this and can use it to their advantage when they start a series with the Blue Jays tonight. [

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Signal to Noise — ... 2) Potential mistresses for some of our favorite baseball players. [Babes Love Baseball]

The Links: I Love Skittles
One More Dying Quail — ... Making major league love connections (Babes Love Baseball)

Baseball Side Dishes, Able-Bodied Olympians And John Kruk's Testicles
The Feed — ... Now that we know A-Rod is into muscular, she-male types for his extracurricular boinking, who are the ideal mistresses for the rest of baseball's stars? Hint: The gal above is one of them, which justifies her being on this page. (Babes Love Baseball)

Blogdome: Sorry, Celts Fans
Deadspin — ... • Baseball players, and their slut equivalents. [Babes Love Baseball]

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Our Book of Scrap: Sports News — ... Mistresses For MLB Players (Babes Love Baseball)

Saturday Salute to Bloggers
SOX & Dawgs — ... Lizzy at Babes Love Baseball presents to you MLB Players and who should be their mistresses.

Are the Stokkes really just manipulating the media?
Valentine's Views — ... • Matching players & mistresses. Babes Love Baseball

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