MJ Might Wanna Think About Another Comeback

• FreeDarko

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  Dear DoD,

  Please let me know where I can acquire some $100 Jordans. And white girls. I'll be waiting outside in my $30,000 Gulfstream. 

  THE WIZARD

  Posted 11/12/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Monday links
Published 11/12/2007 by 100% Injury Rate at 100% Injury Rate
This not well thought out arrangement of letters comes from the 2007 Tokyo Auto Show. There's really nothing more to say about it. Anyway, we're back to normal this week. No more nerdy conventions to attend. On to the links. MJ is #1 again, in divorce payouts. [Deuce of Davenport] The new college basketball power conference: The Atlantic Sun Conference. [SPORTSbyBROOKS] Adam Vinatieri has lost his magic touch. [Suck at Sports] And he was never that good anyway. [Fanhouse] I had no clue the Maryland mascot ...

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker enjoy a pleasant meal
Published 11/12/2007 at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... : • DEUCE OF DAVENPORT doesn't want to be like Mike, as Jordan's divorce will cost the b-ball legend $168 million . • EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY has a thing for blimps, as they compare ...

Michael Jordan 160 Million Dollar Divorce Settlement Largest In History
Published 11/12/2007 at SPORTSbyBROOKS
BOTTLE-BLONDE FATTIES COST THE FACE OF NIKE $160M: The LONDON TIMES, via DEUCE OF DAVENPORT , reports what all those blonde fatties over the years ended up costing Michael Jordan: $160M. And that ...

Michael Jordan Is Paying A Wee Bit In His Divorce Settlement [Michael Jordan]
Published 11/12/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... According to the Times UK, Jordan's divorce settlement is going to come out to about $168 million. That's the most expensive celebrity divorce of all time. ...

MJ Makes (Divorce) History
Published 11/12/2007 by Marcel Mutoni at SLAM Online
... most expensive celebrity divorce on public record, in which Neil Diamond paid his ex-wife Marcia Murphey £75m. Looks like it’s time to hit the blackjack tables hard again, Mike. In all seriousness though, Mike, we love you, but for the love of all that is holy, please don’t use this as an excuse to make yet another comeback. You can live on $200 million; it’ll be tough, but you can do it. (Via: The strikingly handsome fella at Deuce of Davenport) ...

Timeout! Michael Jordan Is Paying WHAT In His Divorce Settlement?
Published 11/12/2007 at FanIQ Blog
... I'm sure MJ is still in great shape, but just in case he needs a brief bump in pay there are many in Chicago that would be more than happy to see him on the court even at his age. ...

Jordan's Divorce Costs Him $168 Million
Published 11/12/2007 by Bethlehem Shoals at FanHouse
... Deuce of Davenport thinks this could spark another MJ comeback; that's a little far-fetched, seeing as Jordan's still insanely wealthy. But who knows, maybe this will spark even more involvement in the Charlotte Bobcats. He's invested in them heavily, and all of a sudden those dollars count just a little bit more. In the days before the draft, Jordan emerged as more than ...

Lancelot Links
Published 11/12/2007 by josh q. public at josh q. public
Josh Q. Public:  Darling, dont you monkey with the monkey.  Monkey, monkey, monkey.  Don’t you know youre going to shock the monkey.  -Peter Gabriel Lancelot Links: 1.  His Airness may want to think about another comeback.  Deuce of Davenport 2.  NBA ballers currently in Europe.  The Hot ‘Lantic.  Ball in Europe 3.  Adam Vinatieri has ...

Its Cheaper to Keep Her
Published 11/12/2007 at BobcatsPlanet.com
Via The Deuce of Davenport Michael Jordan's divorce is final and the bill is in...MJ is set to pay his ex-wife Juanita Jordan 168 million dollars in what appears to be the most expensive break-up ever. ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Published 11/12/2007 by DCScrap at EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST
... (The Meaningful Collateral) Growing a mustache for charity. (With Malice...) The history of fantasy football (CO-ED Magazine) In honor of the 20th Anniversary of Andre Dawson's 1987 NL MVP Award ... the Andre Dawson Awards. (Home Run Derby) All that junk inside Angelina Jolie's trunk... apparently, split her pants in half. (Blog of Hilarity) MJ's divorce is final and the bill is in... 168 million dollars. (Deuce of Davenport) The coach of Wyoming gives Utah 'The New York Hello' ...

No Your Links: 11/12/07
Published 11/13/2007 by JakeTheSnake <info@bulletsforever.com> at Bullets Forever: Front Page Posts
... The Wizards are up to 25th in the latest edition of NBA.com's Power Rankings, take that Chicago! The Christmas season hasn't truly begun until we hear that MJ is losing money (again). Theo Robertson of the Cal Golden Bears <3's Gilbert Arenas. Les Bullez is excited about the Wizards win for a number of reasons. Note to the rest of the NBA: Don't stick your rookie on Caron.  Oh, and while we're talking about Caron, he's got a new vlog out, featuring a sidekick! ...

Today's Best - 11.12.07
Published 11/13/2007 by quang the heavy favorite at Garbage Points
... came out yesterday that michael jordan's divorce settlement was going to net his ex-wife juanita $168 million. hopefully she is either awarded this sum is in the form of a large novetly check or she has a press conference where she holds up a jersey with then name jordan crossed out as if she was a free agent. seriously though, how unbearable does someone have to be to be worth a $168 million check? couldn't michael jordan have spent far less money on things that would have helped him just put up with his wife? ear plugs can't cost much more than like $3 or $4 million. and if ...

Tuesday’s Basically Top Five Blog Links
Published 11/13/2007 by Jamie Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant
... MJ’s divorce tab comes out to $168 million. Biggest. Settlement. Ever. And the post-playing hits just keep on coming for Salieri! ...