MMA Fighter Melvin Costa Officially Has The Worst Tattoo in Sports

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WHICH SPORTS TATTOO IS WORSE?
Published 1/24/2008 at With Leather
The image on the left is the back of Eva Longoria's neck, which now sports a tattoo of the word "nine," presumably because husband Tony Longoria wears that jersey number for the Spurs.  On the right is MMA fighter Melvin Costa, who also has what I assume is a Tony Parker tattoo on his stomach, where it reads, "I have a small penis."  That's the tattoo right below the German eagle atop the swastika (Parteiadler), in case you're having trouble identifying it. So what's worse?  A small, vague association with Tony Parker, or a blaring public admission of small genitalia and alignment with the Nazi Party any time ...

Create The Caption #152
Published 1/24/2008 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day. Yesterday's Winners.... "Thanks for the reminder lady. I guess I could've looked at the 53 trophy's in my case, but I really needed your sign to jog my memory."- H-Town "Not shown: her date's balls are in a jar at her feet"- Hawkins "I didn't know Topanga and Cory were still together!"- hsplaybyplayman (Boy Meets World....nice.) ""God, tennis is boring!""- ...

What's The Best Way To Get Rid Of A Tattoo? Oh, Yeah: OPEN FLAME. [Assholes]
Published 1/24/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
As first pointed out by Bloody Elbow -- which is an awesome name for a blog, even if it is about ultimate fighting -- and brought to our attention today by FanIQ, this is Melvin Costa, an MMA fighter who is also a white supremacist. (That's a Nazi tattoo on his chest. Really.) That is only slightly offset by the tattoo just above his groin, which helpfully states: "I Have A Small Penis." Still: White supremacist. In an interview a while back, he tried to explain that, you know, Nazism isn't about the hate. Sam Caplan: Can you go into detail about what some of your vews as a white nationalist are? Melvin Costa: First and foremost I ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Published 1/24/2008 by DCScrap at EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST
Lame CraigsList pleas for Super Bowl tix. (Eye on Foxborough) Steve Nash is on the hunt for Robert Horry. (AZ Sports Hub) The roast of Georgia Frontandrearie. (The Hater Nation) Stephen A.'s divulgance. (SimonOnSports) F--- Jesus, Raymond Burke, and Bill Donohue. (Crashburn Alley) Did Canseco try to blackmail Ordonez? (Steroid Nation) Worst tattoo in sports, hands down. (FanIQ) The secret to the Pats O-Line. (Throwing Into Traffic) Tennessee adds a "Techniques Coordinator". (Gate 21) Distractions from negative basketball. (Hardwood ...

Around the Blogosphere for 1/24
Published 1/24/2008 by Anthony Hall at MVN Outsider
MVN’s giving away copies of Disney’s “The Game Plan”…just click this link and post a comment to enter the contest! From MVN’s sports bloggers: The Bruno Boys discuss some wide receivers that hurt fantasy football teams during the 2007 season. [Bruno Boys] Whether the Giants win or lose in the Super Bowl, they should be considered champions–they’ve surpassed preseason expectations by a long shot, writes Brandon Buchanan. [Giants 101] Sebastian Pruiti discusses some reasons why the Miami Heat have been an absolute mess this season. [The NBA ...

The January 25 Hot Link Orgy
Published 1/25/2008 by chris at Blog of Hilarity
The hottest orgy with a married Shamu –Pierce Brosnan’s wife could be best described as “beached”. [Tasty Booze] –UFC’s Melvin Costa has a tattoo touting his small genitals. Someone must have lost a bet! Or is really proud of his small penis! [FanIQ] –New Yorkers were pretty quick to embrace Eli Manning and the Giants, weren’t they? [Lion in Oil] –The new James Bond film has a name: Quantum of Solace Apparently Anus Filled with Bullets was unavailable. [I Watch Stuff] –”Couchie” Kim Kardashian wears a bikini for your ...