Monta Ellis' secret: HOT WAX! - Golden State Warriors, NBA

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In a related story, the rest of the W's players are remarkably smooth....

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No wonder when Monta's playing D, opponents just slide right past him!

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Erin

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Someone please get a close up of his hands without the gloves on.

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