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Morning Blogdome: Derek Roy Gets A Helping Hand [Morning Blogdome]
Morning Blogdome: Derek Roy Gets A Helping Hand [Morning Blogdome]
• 2 minutes for WTF: We're just a couple of pro hockey players, out on the town in Buffalo, wearing sandals, grabbing each other's balls. Nothing to see here. [ My Safety Is Harvard ] • Finally: Ken Dorsey is back bitches! Taste it! [ Rumors and Rants ] • That's a lot of ankle tape: Pierre ...
Morning Blogdome: One Red Card, Please [Morning Blogdome]
Morning Blogdome: One Red Card, Please [Morning Blogdome]
deadspin.com — • All is forgiven: Dutch footie pro Rafael Van der Vaart got himself intentionally disqualified from a... match last year just so that he could go to his wife's birthday party. The woman in the picture here— that's his wife. You're lucky he didn't ... (more) Morning Blogdome: One Red Card, Please [Morning Blogdome]
Morning Blogdome: Ted Rogers Logs Off Forever [Morning Blogdome]
Morning Blogdome: Ted Rogers Logs Off Forever [Morning Blogdome]
deadspin.com — • Roger, over and out: Ted Rogers—of Rogers Cable, Rogers Internet, Rogers Dome, and the Toronto Blue... Rogers—has died at age 75. At times like these, it's important to think about what really matters ... specifically, how does this affect ... (more) Morning Blogdome: Ted Rogers Logs Off Forever [Morning ...
Brent + Mack 4 Ever! [Morning Blogdome]
Brent + Mack 4 Ever! [Morning Blogdome]
deadspin.com — It looks like Texas is being left out of the national championship game, even though they beat... one team that is going. That hasn't stopped Oklahoma for creating some fantastic signage. Don't forget to send your links, images, and tips in (use the ... (more) Brent + Mack 4 Ever! [Morning Blogdome]
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Puck Headlines: Hull doesn't know if Avery can return to Stars
Puck Daddy — ... Is this actually a second offense by Sean Avery this season, even if it's the first of in front of the media? [Bruins Blog] • The bottom line is that Avery had his "Hey, Hanrahan!" moment. [The Empty Netter] • Say what you will about Sean Avery, but at least he wasn't photographed getting his groin cupped by another dude. No, that would be Derek Roy of the Buffalo Sabres. [My Safety is Harvard, via Deadspin] • "Since 1986, the Red Wings have had only two players wear the coveted ...

Roy's Junk, Lindy's Funk, and Other Things That Don't Rhyme
The Goose's Roost — ... - I really wanted to talk about the Derek Roy Incident, but I can't figure out how to approach it. I keep imagining myself on a stage with Bucky Gleason as he screams at me about blogs while Jason Pominville sits there ...

Derek Roy used to rock the mullet
Barry Melrose Rocks — ... And a sick-ass Rochester Americans jersey that looks like it came from the clearance rack at Wal-Mart. Perhaps if he still had the mullet - he could attract some better talent - thus eliminating the need for his teammates to grope him.

And Twins!
Dukes of Awesome — ... Derek: Whoa. You telling me I’m the crap? Tyler: This is not true. Derek: You’re telling me that I am the leftover crap? I’m no good? Tyler: He’s wrong. Henrik: Look at him. Derek: Are you saying that I’m a side effect? Henrik: You haven’t got the brain power to understand this… but Yes. (in case you’re too young to get this: source) ...

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