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Morning Look: Four Portis Costumes!
Morning Look: Four Portis Costumes!
Clinton Portis's offseason push for nationwide fan allegiance took its next natural step tonight, when he went on the NFL Network to debut four new characters. If you watch the accompanying video, some of the steam will be taken out of your enthusiasm when you hear Rich Eisen say that "we've created" all these new costumes for Portis. Look, we don't want to see any dang costumer behind any ...
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Blog-O-Romero: Zombie Kickball! URRRRGGGHH!
SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... . • DC SPORTS BOG hits the voting booth, as NFL Network wants its loyal viewers (all 10 of them) to choose Clinton Portis’ next costumed look . • Ooh La La! YOUNG, BLACK & FABULOUS catches Keyshawn Johnson with his girlfriend at the ...

SAINT ANDREW'S NET: STRAIGHT D'S
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... D.C. Sports Bog has the latest on the democratic selection of Clinton Portis's new character.  Ooooh, you mean we get to vote?  Be Obama! ...

The Roundup: Your Favorite Clinton Portis Character?
The Big Lead — ... writer for errors. (Construda) Michael Jordan may have been a dick to an autograph-seeking kid in Miami. (Page Six) Following up on the WSJ’s take on college baseball and race. (Spolitical) Yes, Jason Giambi looks like a deranged State Trooper with that mustache. (Sports Hernia) We eagerly await Schilling’s response to this. (Boston Globe) Clinton Portis debuted a few new rad outfits on the NFL Network. (DC Sports Bog) Ray Lewis rented hostesses at the Super Bowl, and ...

Oh Happy Day: Clinton’s New Characters!
Mr. Irrelevant — ... , but still, as Steinz says , it’s June. Follow the link for bios on all four, video of Rich Eisen speaking with each and a poll giving the people the power to choose which Portis will personify at some point this season, or something. Thoughts on each are down below. First though, note the resemblance between one of Clinton’s new cast members and me, dressed as a ...

Mini Pony of the Day 6-25-08
Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies - Pittsburgh Sports Videos, Humor and Crack Analysis. And Ridiculously Small Horses — ... today's links: Pogo Balls are unreal. [ Deuce of Davenport ] That link gives me permission to mention this video. I plan on doing this in Union Square. [ Youtube ] Hockey on ESPN will suffer without Barry Melrose, but this was a classy send-off. [ Awful Announcing ] Who will replace The Mullet at tWWL? [ Sean from Going Five Hole on Puck Daddy ] There are always players on other teams that you can't not like. Clinton Portis is one of 'em. [ DC Sports Bog ] Sneaky bastard. [ With Leather ]

Hot Clicks: Models, Culpepper highlight Madden party
SI.com - Extra Mustard — ... Clinton Portis, the man of many characters and costumes, is at it again. This time, he's asking for you to vote on which character he should debut this fall. ...

Morning Constitutional: Hey, Tough Guy
The Sporting Blog — ... | Bugs and Cranks It takes a true southern gentleman to scream in the face of a woman over a call at second base. His wife must be the hap-hap-happiest lady in Texas: Morning Look: Four Portis Costumes! | D.C. Sports Bog Clinton Portis' characters just seem dirty and unoriginal now that the NFL is involved. Still, they're quite awesome, I suppose. ...

Clinton Portis to Expand Multiple Personalities by Four
FanHouse — Filed under: Redskins, NFC East, NFL FansDear Lord, thank you for Clinton Portis and blog wars, but mostly for Clinton Portis because he doesn't take himself quite so seriously. Dan Steinberg writes that the artist also known as "Southeast Jerome", "Coach Janky Spanky", "Bro Sweets", "Choo-Choo", "Sheriff Gonnagetcha", and "Dolemite Jenkins", unveiled four new characters this week, and he's looking for YOUR help on which one to debut to the Washington-area media this fall. You can see all four characters ...

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For Those Who Blog We Salute You - 6/28
SOX & Dawgs — ... [Center Field] Yankeeschickography: We’re Putting WHO on the Mound?! [Yankees Chick] Yet another SlumpBuster update [Red Sox Monster] What Color Is Your Cap? [Surviving Grady] Who Hasn’t Wanted to Choke Their Boss? [Babes Love Baseball] Jersey of the Week - FUKUTHOME [Home Run Derby] Phillies accused of stealing signs [The 'Ropolitans] Morning Look: Four Portis Costumes! [D.C. Sports Bog] Our New Favorite Announcer: Derek Rae [The Big Lead ...

Sunday Dumb Day 6/29
Posterboy Sports with Bill Palmer — ... Hall of Posts Right In My Mouth Subscribe to The Posterboy Sunday Dumb Day 6/29 By Bill Palmer As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office , here is this week’s wrap-up. Awful Announcing - John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can Coed Magazine - The Babes Of Wimbeldon Tirico Suave - The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of Fame D.C. Sports Bog - Morning Look: Four Portis Costumes! Cuzgoogle - Favorites To Win Miss Universe The Sports ...

Morning Look: A Zorny Halloween
D.C. Sports Bog — ... a kid, Halloween meant stirrups and eye black. I'm pretty sure I dressed as Cal Ripken every year from about age 5 to about age 23. With my statuesque pre-pubescent build (yeah, that includes at age 23), I was pretty much a dead ringer for Cal. Anyhow, when I took my costume-less daughter out for her first real Halloween this year (her costume: toddler in street clothes), I was hoping to see the youth of D.C. embracing its sporting heroes. I figured I'd see at least seven or eight Doctor Do Itch Bigs , plus your random assortment of Kevin Sheehan/Doc Walker duos, your ...

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