My Divorce from Chad Johnson

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 My Divorce from Chad Johnson
I used to love Chad Johnson. I’d go as far to even call him my (not gay) boyfriend to people. I wore his jersey with pride and always defended his outlandish remarks and stunts as “positive and unselfish entertainment.” Now things have changed and this post details (with graphs!) his downfall along with a list of things I hope for Ocho Cinco's future. [link]

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Chad Johnson is losing fans
Published 4/17/2008 at Shutdown Corner
A fan so devoted to Chad Johnson that he used to call him his "not gay boyfriend" (Michael Westbrook approves, but just barely) finally disowns 85. It's quite sad.

Chad Johnson's Attitude Reaches New Level Of Stinko-ness [Chad Johnson]
Published 4/17/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... this do for the future of Chad Johnson? There are plenty of teams that would most likely pick him up, but his hefty salary and polarizing nature would also seem burdensome for plenty of teams. Granted, the Patriots seemingly did well by adding Randy Moss (and the Cowboys with Terrell Owens), but unless the Bengals are bowled over by a trade offer, they seem content to let this guy twist. Good for them. They should. Carson Off Mark, Chad Says [Cincinnati Enquirer] My Divorce From Chad Johnson [Yep Yep] Goodbye Chad [Lookatmeshirts] ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Published 4/18/2008 by DCScrap at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
What's up with CC? (I'm Writing Sports) B.P. Sabathia. (Waiting for Next Year) Preview of MLB Draft prospect Justin Smoak. (College Baseball Blog) Chad Johnson hate. (Gibbs12) Mel Kiper vs. Todd McShay. (Rumors and Rants) The 2007-08 NBA Regular Season in 36 lists. (Empty the Bench) The NBA Who's Stealing Report. (The Angry T) A recap of the greatest team ever created. (SimonOnSports) Charles Barkley, Moses Malone, and Dr. J beat up Larry Bird. (NESW Sports) Battle of the Losers Championship ...

SAINT ANDREW'S NET: SEXY COCKTAILS!
Published 4/18/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for your impressionable young children
... Gibbs 12 divorces Chad Johnson.  Cartesian coordinate planes where the y-axis represents "Science" are irrefutable. For some theories on how Ocho Cinco will celebrate his departure from Cincinnati, see ...