My night with Bobby Hebert

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Beware Hebert’s Wandering Eye In Gang Showers
Published 5/21/2008 by Brooks at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... The one about the guy who was hung like a clydesdale. Get this: apparently this guy’s wang wouldn’t fit in his jock, and if he had it going down his leg he couldn’t run. So he taped it to his hip, and one time he got hit in the side. He came off the field in agony, and everyone thought it was a hip pointer, until he said “ I got my d— taped over here and it just got crushed .” Zach’s a reliable source, so I’ll go with him on that one. The story reminds me of a beaten into the ground recurring bit on Dan Le Batard’s Miami radio show (WAXY-AM) about Julio Franco’s ...

A Night Out With Bobby Hebert
Published 5/22/2008 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... . He’d be a lock for the top five. We’re as random as it gets, and there are times when, for no apparent reason, we’ll just shout, VICTOR CHEW-KU-DABE-A!) Hebert (pronounced A-BEAR) was a mildly prolific Saints QB who guided the once-moribund franchise to the playoffs a couple times. A blogger got to hang out with him recently. Hebert told many tales, and we’ve pulled our favorite after the jump: Who is the teammate with a fire hose for a penis and a tiny wife? ...