Parker Duncan Ginobili Till: Best. Name. Ever.
FanHouse —
... It would be safe to assume that John and Rhonda Till, parents of two year old Parker Duncan Ginobili Till, and residents of Greensboro, North Carolina, are fans of the San Antonio Spurs. Like, really big fans. Apparently, while the Spurs were dynasty building in 2005, the Tills were debating what to name their son. Then the kind of obvious occurred to them, the Greensboro News & Record reports: ...
Nightly Q: Statement: Time For The Spurs To Get A Butt-Kicking
FanIQ Blog —
... By the way, I will continue my crusade against the Spurs. They are going down tonight, no question about it. Phoenix should have won Game 1, could have won Game 2. But tonight, they're winning. How do I know? Because that idiotic couple named their kid Parker Duncan Ginobili Till. That kid just cursed the Spurs. Suck it Spurs. ...
Message To This Kid's Future Defense Attorney: Blame Name or Haircut [DUAN]
Deadspin —
This unfortunate youngster, other than being forced by parental duress to sport the bowl cut, was born unto a couple of deranged Spurs fans. How unhinged, exactly? Instead of buying a team photo or something to encapsulate their love for the team, they decided to put the whole roster into their kid's name.
The result: Parker Duncan Ginobili Till.
Consigned to a lifetime of being a whipped, boring, flopping disaster. Till is the family name, but it might as well be in recognition of Emmitt Till for how depressing this is.
So as ...
