NASCAR Fans Are Apparently Contagious

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 NASCAR Fans Are Apparently Contagious
We've never been to a NASCAR race, but we imagine their big drunken vats of fun. We think it would be a grand time. The House Homeland Security Committee apparently doesn't agree ... unless they've gotten their shots, anyway... [link]

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Dont Forget Your Shots Before Attending a NASCAR Race
Published 10/11/2007 at SPORTSbyBROOKS
IMMUNIZATIONS HELPFUL AGAINST TALLADEGA TETANUS: You can pick up a lot of things at a NASCAR event - cold beers, flying car parts, contagious diseases : DEADSPIN puts on a mask, as they report members of Congress taking shots before taking in the weekend races. Not shots of Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey, mind you, but of vaccines against hepatitis, tetanus and influenza. The House Homeland Security Committee was planning to heading out to Concord, NC, and Talladega, AL, to catch the Bank of America 500 and UAW-Ford 500. However, staff organizing the trips warned the committee they could be catching a lot more than a nice tan. The plan was part of a "fact-finding mission" to gauge "public health preparedeness at mass gatherings." Great. Senator So-and-So goes off to get drunk and yell obscenities at Jeff Gordon - all with our tax dollars! The CHARLOTTE OBSERVER not ...

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