NASCAR Items: A Down Payment for a Murder Plot

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I'd Kill For Rusty Wallace's Race-Worn Underpants [You Can't Do That]
Published 7/19/2008 by Matt Sussman at Deadspin
... Not because NASCAR crap isn't legal tender, which it isn't, but because someone in the jail ratted the plan out to a prison guard. While some inmates may frown on this habit, they have to remember that snitchin's racin'. ...

The Roundup: RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES, NASCAR MURDER PLOT
Published 7/20/2008 by Patrick Imig at The Big Lead
I see absolutely no reason to avoid continuing a good thing, so here you go: Keeley is probably my favorite person in the world to look at.  At worst, it’s a tossup between her and Mrs. Beakley.  At best, she’s my heart’s desire. NASCAR fans need learn that NASCAR collectibles cannot serve as currency.  [Sports By Brooks] As a professional wrestling expert, I have to point out that the Hardy Brothers are actually known as the “Hardy Boyz”, and the last clip is from the early to ...

The Morning Tailgate
Published 7/21/2008 by Patrick Imig at STLSportsMag
... Skate Punk.  Really.  [Wizard of Oz] In case you missed it over the weekend, Chris Long signed with the Rammies.  [Belleville News Democrat] Mike Alden celebrates his 10th anniversary as Mizzou AD; says biggest regret was the Quin Snyder fiasco in a solid Q&A.  [Columbia Tribune] Greg Norman and Chris Evert had an affair while they were married to their previous spouses.  Neat.  [The Big Lead] When NASCAR collectibles become a down payment for a murder plot.  [Sports by Brooks]

Would you kill for this Jeff Gordon teddy bear?
Published 29 days ago by Jay Busbee at From the Marbles
... fan. It does make you wonder, though, what was in that collection, and what you could get someone to do for it. A chunk of Tony Stewart's car? I'd punch a guy in the face. A NASCAR wall clock? I'd dump salt in his Starbucks. A Jeff Gordon bedskirt? I'd call his house and hang up right when he answers. Hey, if there's gonna be a market for this violence-for-NASCAR-gear exchange, we've got to negotiate the parameters. (Three fingers up to SportsbyBrooks for the find.)

Man Takes Betting On Black Jack To A New High
Published 25 days ago by Tim Hammer at SPORTSbyBROOKS
Last week we gave you the story of a man attempting to make a down payment for the services of a hitman with NASCAR memorabilia , this week in the ludicrous forms alternative forms of currency file we bring you a man who decides to throw down a bag of marijuana as a bet at a black jack table. Half Baked Since this whole thing went down in a casino, home to more hidden cameras than a Patriots game, we have video evidence for your enjoyment.  Video via THE GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS after the jump. Notice the man actually realizing that betting an entire ounce of weed on a game of black jack is just dumb - that stuff doesn’t grow on trees. So he ...