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Chase Utley's Long-Term Relationship Ends
Published 5/18/2008 by Eamonn Brennan at FanHouse
... just funny baseball trivia -- look at the baseball players making jokes; wee! -- but the fact that Utley was able to preserve the bat for that long also speaks to his ability. Because Utley was hitting nearly every pitch in the bat's fat-barrel sweet spot, the bat was able to last much longer than a bat in the hands of a less technical hitter. Preserving a BP bat that long isn't just sentimentality. It's skill. In related news, no word on whether Chase Utley has joined the slicked-back men of American in their common cause. (HT: Enrico Campitelli's ...

In photos: England prepare for USA friendly
Published 5/27/2008 by Ollie Irish at Who Ate All The Pies
In photos: England prepare for USA friendly Another meaningless friendly international? You bet! EMP-5985972.jpg David Beckham, talking to sleeve, stretching groin. EMP-5980455.jpg Joe Cole & Owen Hargreaves, friends again after the CL final. Is it me, or does Coley look a bit tubby these days? EMP-5980488.jpg David Bentley, rocking the slick look. Not to be trusted then. EMP-5980565.jpg A meaningless jog, before a meaningless game. EMP-5985612.jpg John Terry: lost in time, like tears in rain. EMP-5985629.jpg Don Fabio Capello ...