Nats' Dukes Talks About Changes

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All Quiet on the Dukes’ front
Published 2/21/2008 by Harper Gordek at Oleanders and Morning Glories
Elijah Dukes showed up for a press conference yesterday.  It was a mess.  He ripped the right arm off of Dave Sheinin and used it to beat Mark Zuckerman.  He popped off Thom Loverro’s head and then rode around on Bowden’s segway using a baseball bat to hit the head as if he was playing polo.   I’m not 100% sure about this last one, but I’ve heard he impregnated Lastings Milledge. Ok none of that happened.   In fact it went off without a hitch.   He’s saying the right things (pretty much), seems to have the right attitude, and God ...

Morning Munchies: Shaq and Kidd Lose Debuts, Phillies’ Howard Wins Record Arbitration and Sheffield Hates Boras
Published 2/21/2008 by Tim at Mind Rite Sports -- Quality, diverse sports coverage
Shaq loses a close one in his Phoenix Suns. Kidd loses in Dallas debut. Phillies’ Ryan Howard wins $10 mil in arbitration. Getting to know new Washington National outfielder Elijah Dukes . Gary Sheffield hates Scott Boras , too, calling him a “bad person.” Oh, snap! Boras, you gonna let him call you names?! Will Leitch’s God Save The Fan book tour hits D.C. tonight, at the Barnes & Noble in Georgetown. Support the sports blogosphere, folks! The New York Times printed a story where they say John McCain has a constant ...

Elijah Dukes Makes Nats People Nervous
Published 2/21/2008 by Jamie Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant
... Dave “Ride Around” Sheinin was at Elijah Dukes press conference down at Nats Spring Training and shares a few things about the troubled, fourth outfielder’s arrival that are worth blockquoting: ...

Oh No You Don't
Published 2/22/2008 by Mustafa Redonkulous at Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos
... I won't stand for this. No way Elijah Dukes goes straight now. I am a Nats partial season ticket holder and I demand that the crazy continue. The Nats have ...