NBA Draft: NBA Draft Live Blog: Free Darko Is Here

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 NBA Draft: NBA Draft Live Blog: Free Darko Is Here
Some sad news, folks: The world-famous Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society Of Gentlemen, responsible for the brilliant SAS draft night heckling video , turned out to be unable to garner tickets to tonight's NBA Draft . This is going to severely diminish the amount of fun we're going to have tomorrow. (Some idiots tend to find the draft boring anyway .) That said, the NBA Draft is less than ... [link]

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The Blog of Hilarity Half-assed NBA Liveblog (with video!)
Published 6/28/2007 at Blog of Hilarity
I'm not nearly qualified or researched enough to bring you a real liveblog of why people screwed up their picks. If you want one of those, I recommend the awesome Bethlehem Shoals covering for Deadspin and ...

The Blog of Hilarity Half-assed NBA Liveblog (with video!)
Published 6/28/2007 at Blog of Hilarity
I'm not nearly qualified or researched enough to bring you a real liveblog of why people screwed up their picks. If you want one of those, I recommend the awesome Bethlehem Shoals covering for Deadspin and ...

Around the Web...
Published 6/28/2007 by Crucifictorious at We Rite Goode
... From Deadspin: Does anyone feel a draft? ...

FreeDrafto, Pt. 902590325: Portugese Peyote Dream
Published 6/29/2007 by Brown Recluse, Esq. at freedarko.com
With Shoals chasing the green over at Deadspin and Dr. LIC gallivanting in the Old Country, it was left to your boys Recluse and Billups to run down the first fourteen picks of this year’s NBA Draft. Brown Recluse, Esq.: do you think conley can fuck with d-wil, paul, or even felton? Billups: i dunno Billups: i think conley is kinda like the young version of old steve francis Brown Recluse, Esq.: really? Billups: no, wait Billups: i don't mean that Billups: i can't believe durant is gonna have to play with wally. Billups: lenny wilkens is already trying to fuck that guy up. Brown Recluse, Esq.: do you think oden has some sort of condition like whatever people say abe lincoln had? Billups: i can't believe the hawks shit the bed on amare. Billups: if i was billy knight, i would to go up to whoever the fuck owns the squad (whatever carlyle group dudes) and just piss on their persian rug Bil ...

How Can You Hate This Man?
Published 6/29/2007 by Rickhouse at Tremendous Upside Potential
... s. Seriously, what’s with all this Noah hate from Bulls fans? Of course everyone thought he was the biggest d-bag of all-time at Florida, but you know what, he’s our d-bag now. And believe it or not, he’s actually a pretty solid basketball player. I love the selection of Noah, and I’m sure Ben Gordon and Luol Deng will to. The Bulls have been too business-like since Skiles and Paxson took over the team, Noah finally gives them a legitimate crazy guy, there first since Dennis Rodman. Sure, he’s not going to get 20 and 10 every night, but you know what, neither would anyone else who was still available at the ninth pick. Who did people want, Spencer Hawes? Spencer Hawes is a pussy. Would you really want your starting center to include “political debates” among his top interests? Plus, in a fight, Noah would WRECK Hawes. If I’m Pax, that’s a good enough reason to take Noah right there. And yeah, the dude is a little ugly, but if anything, that’s just going to add intimidation. ...

Blurbs and Links: Part Nove
Published 6/29/2007 by dswinder at Untitled[.]
... Since I blasphemed and didn't watch the draft...I guess a Bethlehem Shoals diary will have to do...(Deadspin) ...

The Morning Tailgate
Published 6/29/2007 at STLSportsMag
... ] If you missed last night's NBA draft and want to re-live the whole experience, here you go. [ Deadspin ] 2 milestones were reached in baseball last night: Frank Thomas' 500th homerun and Craig Biggio's 3000th hit. Oddly enough Thomas' Hall of Fame credentials are in question, Biggio's are not.  Scrappiness goes a long way. [ ...

Best Quotes from the Blogosphere on NBA Draft 2007
Published 6/29/2007 by Chris Clarke at The NBA Source
... “In a suit, Greg Oden looks like a black Lyndon Baines Johnson.” Shoals at Deadspin ...

Random NBA Draft Thoughts
Published 6/29/2007 by J.E. Skeets at The Basketball Jones
... By now, everyone and their teary-eyed single mother has weighed in on the NBA Draft festivities — see: Shoals, ...

2008 NBA Draft Live Blog
Published 29 days ago by Sam Rubenstein at SLAM Online
... Hello! It is time for the 2008 NBA draft. I will be your slamonline live blogger tonight. I am still at the office for the moment, but we’re about to head over to MSG. I’ll find a more current front page photo when the time comes, but for now it’s Joakim Noah’s draft night look from last year. One of my favorite Bethlehem Shoals lines ever came as a reaction to that outfit: “Noah. . YOU LOOK LIKE EVERY SINGLE BATMAN VILLAIN ROLLED UP INTO ONE.” So, play along in the comment section, and I will try to give it more of a ...

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