NCF – Rick Reilly – Colt McCoy goes by many names, but he’d prefer “Champ”
Full of Sports —
Getty Images Colt McCoy was basically one Michael Crabtree catch from last year's BCS title game. He'd like it back. Burnt Orange Nation found this 6 hours ago on sports.espn.go.com Find more top sports news, videos, and blogs on BallHype: NCAA Football, Colt McCoy, Michael Crabtree, Bowl Championship Series, Rick Reilly
Rick Reilly Arrives 4 Years Late to Write 800 Words About Colt
Burnt Orange Nation —
Rick Reilly Arrives 4 Years Late to Write 800 Words About Colt
Oh Rick Reilly, you homespun rapscallion and master of dental analogies. You heard about this mysterious "Colt McCoy" figure down in Austin, Texas and just had to take a flight down to Texas to be the first to get the scoop on this character. Plus, as you no doubt know, they have great golf ...
Colt McCoy hates Tim Tebow!
Clubhouse Cancer —
... There it is! Wow. McCoy really knows how to throw down some bulletin board material for the BCS Championship Game this coming January. He better watch his knees. The only thing that could be worse is if he called Tebow a ‘decent guy’. They simply won’t stand for talk like that in Gainsville. Red River Rivalry prediction: Texas – 38; OU – 20 Book it. (espn) ...
Rick Reilly®'s Hornball Simile Propels Colt McCoy's Girlfriend Into Momentary Google Fame [Media Meltdowns]
Deadspin —
Colt McCoy, Rick Reilly® writes, "has a girlfriend hotter than shrimp vindaloo, Rachel Glandorf." The first thing you'll notice is that he's analogizing a woman to Indian cuisine. The second: He names her, awkwardly. And now look what he's done... Yes, as I type this, "rachel glandorf" is the top trend on Google, ahead of "strange cloud hangs over city" (No. 3), "john wooden" (No. 9), "my calorie number" (No. 15), "lillian gish" (No. 29) and "brady quinn house for sale" (No. 22). Behold, the power of a ...
Rick Reilly®'s Hornball Simile Propels Colt McCoy's Girlfriend Into Momentary Google Fame (UPDATE) [Media Meltdowns]
Deadspin —
Colt McCoy, Rick Reilly® writes, "has a girlfriend hotter than shrimp vindaloo, Rachel Glandorf." The first thing you'll notice is that he's analogizing a woman to Indian cuisine. The second: He names her, awkwardly. And now look what he's done... Yes, as I type this, "rachel glandorf" is the top trend on Google, ahead of "strange cloud hangs over city" (No. 3), "john wooden" (No. 9), "my calorie number" (No. 15), "lillian gish" (No. 21) and "brady quinn house for sale" (No. 22). Behold, the power of a ...
Rick Reilly's latest column missing key photograph
The Sports Hernia Blog —
Rachel-Glandorf-Rick-Reilly Here's ESPN's Rick Reilly on Colt McCoy's girlfriend, Rachel Gandorf. This sensual little line has vaulted her name to the top of Google trends :"It was over -- the police came and got him within five minutes -- but it spooked McCoy enough to move into the back house of a friend of the family with wide receiver Jordan Shipley. It's so tiny, they share one bedroom. It's not the perfect crib for a guy who has a girlfriend hotter than shrimp vindaloo, Rachel Glandorf ." That may be true, Rick, but Rachel's got nothing on General Tso's Chicken at China Grill. Now quit typing columns with your starved wang, it's disturbing. The eyes of ...
Erin speaks out again
Erin Andrews Tracker —
Erin granted her second interview since the peephole controversy to Fanhouse (I’m assuming her agent didn’t read this brilliant piece of journalism before deciding that was a good idea). Although, she declared that she’s not talking about you know what: “I decided this week I will start doing interviews again, but only about sports.” She does however mention possibly shifting focus sometime in the future:
“I always want to stay in sports, but at some point, I have to start thinking about starting a family. That’s why I’ll start cutting back…[but] I see my future in TV. The only change ...
The College Football Smorgasboard (a weekly thing)
The Big Lead —
Welcome back to The College Football Smorgasboard. I’m your erstwhile host, Big Brain on Brett, which of course is a term taken from the film 13 Going on 30. This weekend of college football should be aiite: basically, it contains two major rivalry games that would be a whole lot cooler if one of the teams involved was undefeated. It’s kinda akin to trying to score with a semi-hot chick (let’s say a 7) for two years of HS, then ending up hitting her friend April of senior year. She’s porkier, but they have to try harder, right? Let’s get on with it.
The top five games of the ...
A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes [Media Meltdowns]
Deadspin —
Rick Reilly®, who yesterday brought word that Colt McCoy's girlfriend is "hotter than shrimp vindaloo," has long shown a fondness for thermodynamic analogy. We've collected a few examples, with helpful visual accompaniment. Hot object: Rachel Glandorf, Colt McCoy's girlfriend Object of lesser hotness: shrimp vindaloo Quote: "It's not the perfect crib for a guy who has a girlfriend hotter than shrimp vindaloo, Rachel Glandorf." Hot object: Paris Hilton Object of lesser hotness: flapjack skillet ...
2009 Heisman Trophy: Four That Get Invited, and Four Candidates for 2010
The Big Lead —
Let’s attempt to break it up this way, since we all know the key names by now: Category 1 will be guys who will get invited to New York, with a likely winner; Category 2 will be guys that deserve an invite to New York, but have no chance of getting there; Category 3 will be guys who never had a chance, but in a more fair world would deserve a look; and Category 4 would be people to keep your eye on next year. Let’s do 4 per category. Here we go now.
The Guys That Will Get Invited To New York
Tim Tebow, Florida QB: No question here. Part of CBS’ special airing before ...
Breaking News: Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley are roommates
Huskers Gameday —
ESPN, ABC, CBS, SI, New York Times, Austin American Statesman, Fox Sports, College Gameday Live, Tim Brando, Stewart Mandel, Pat Forde, Colin Cowherd, Rick Reilly, WikiPedia, USA Today, and College Football News are reporting that Texas Longhorns QB Colt McCoy and fellow teammate WR Jordan Shipley are roommates. ...


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