Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Ozzie Guillen's Sex Dolls

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Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Ozzie Guillen's Sex Dolls
The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, ... found this 5/7/2008 on sports.aol.com [flag]
The White Sox remain the gift that keeps giving. One day, Ozzie Guillen is calling the White Sox Chicago's biznatch. The next day he's letting reporters see his club's crude blowup doll collection, complete with suggestively placed bats and the slogan "You've got to push." Yep, that's going to rile the loc als : But this isn't about reporters' feelings. Reporters are conduits to the fans. ... [link]

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Nick Swisher Exploring Other Facial Hair Hues
Published 5/7/2008 by Eamonn Brennan at The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL.
The White Sox, and Nick Swisher in particular, are doing their absolute best to foster the sort of idiot culture the Red Sox used to their apparent advantage in 2004. In a clubhouse commanded by Ozzie Guillen and populated by a crude-but-still-kind-of-funny sex doll, they're doing a pretty decent job. Now all they need to do is win. Gulp. Oh, and facial hair! Yeah, facial hair is totally key, which is why Swisher and Co. have been rocking that hot mess of blond stubble throughout the season. If you want to be a "Grinder", and play ...

Mark Buehrle Hates Space Heaters
Published 5/8/2008 by Fornelli (noreply@blogger.com) at Foul Balls
... If you thought what the White Sox violated blow-up dolls with baseball bats, you should see what they do to space heaters with them. ...

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