Newcastle Continues Its Winning Streak
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Newcastle Owner Now Slightly Richer [Roulette Is Awesome]
Published 5/4/2008 by Unsilent Majority at Deadspin
... what happened...
Divorcee Mr Ashley watched impassively as the roulette wheel turned. As the ball dropped into slot 17, the expectant crowd broke out into loud applause. Mr Ashley calmly looked up at the croupier and said: "That'll do me, thanks very much," and walked off with his winnings. He had spent just 15 minutes at the table.
He won nearly £1.3 million ($2.5 million)
Sorry Moses, I have a new hero now.
Daily Mail via Unprofessional Foul
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Create The Caption #210
Published 5/5/2008 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... Into The Life Of A Minor Leaguer (Playing For Peanuts) Last Week Was Kinda Crazy (Rumors and Rants) This Marvin Harrison Is Bringing Out All Sorts Of Crazy Stories (The Money Shot) Pacman's House Is For Sale (Deuce of Davenport) Tim Tebow Is Circumcising Kids In The Philippines (Orlando Sentinel) Cheerleaders Know How To Spice Up Draft Day (Uncoached) A Radio Interview With David Stern (Sports Business Radio) Soccer Team Owner Hits Big In Roulette (Unprofessional Foul)
Throwing TP LINKS!
Published 5/6/2008 by The Beautiful Game at The Beautiful Game
Another classic Brian Barkey cartoon courtesy of The Offside Rules. I've never had to deal with tons o' streamers being thrown at me... U.S. GKs in EPL intereviews. [101 Great Goals] We don't need no stinkin' visas. [Goal!] Sounders wanna be good on day one. Who doesn't? [TNT] A belated happy birthday for Cesc! [Kickette] Newcastle owner wins big! [Unprofessional Foul] Dempsey signs 2-year extension. Whoo! Better not get relegated. [SI ...

