Newcastle United falls into the hands of terrorists!

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The Terrorists Could Play to a Win
Published 7/8/2008 by slanch at The Slanch Report
... but what do they know and that don’t mean I can’t ? I hope it doesn’t go through, I really like drinking delicious Newcastles and wouldn’t want to be supporting terrorists every time I had one… However, I would love to see the newspaper headlines after every game. “The Terrorists win!” “Manchester Gets Bombed by Newcastle” “Newcastle Explodes for 3 Goals!” etc etc, the possibilities are endless! [Unprofessional Foul] ...

JOEY BARTON SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY
Published 7/8/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for your impressionable young children
... Barton has since been picked up by Newcastle, a club that was reportedly  just bought by -- cue dramatic chipmunk -- the bin Laden family!!  Coincidence, or overarching terrorist plot to take over soccer?  Well, the judge does have a name that doesn't look WASP-y, which in America means that you're a Muslim terrorist.  At least that's what FOX News tells me.  It's why I'm wary of anyone who does a terrorist fist jab.  I'm looking at YOU, every black athlete on the planet. ...

Blog-O-Rama: St. Louis Cardinals Wedding Garter
Published 7/8/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... perfect item for all those St. Louis baseball brides-to-be: an officially licensed Cardinals wedding garter . St. Louis Cardinals wedding garter • BOOSH MAGAZINE invites readers to guess the ages (and thus the legality) of the U.S. Olympic gymnastics team . • THE SLANCH REPORT poaches the periods, as new Brewer C.C. Sabathia actually prefers to go by “CC Sabathia “. • UNPROFESSIONAL FOUL thinks it’s a blast that the Newcastle United soccer club may be sold to the Bin Laden family . • POP CRUNCH finds Cynthia Rodriguez sticking ...

Newcastle United soccer club to be bought ...
Published 7/8/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... Newcastle United soccer club to be bought by new ownership. Their name? Oh, they're a nice family from the Middle East. Do you know the Bin Ladens? [Unprofessional Foul] ...

ST. ANDREW'S NET: BUBBLY BUKKAKE
Published 7/9/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for your impressionable young children
... Unprofessional Foul startles us with the news that the bin Laden family wants to buy an EPL team. Failing that, they can always make a bid on the Steelers. It's mutually beneficial: They'll sign more free agents than the Rooneys, at least until their assets get seized. And Ufford's hatred of them can be that much more justified. ...