NFL THREATDOWN! TOP 10 THREATS TO THE NFL'S SPORTS WORLD DOMINANCE

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 NFL THREATDOWN! TOP 10 THREATS TO THE NFL'S SPORTS WORLD DOMINANCE
by DMtShooter , Five Tool Tool With a tip of the hat towards our spiritual hero, Stephen Colbert. What could topple the NFL from its perch atop the throat of the American sporting consciousness? This list. THIS IS THE NFL THREATDOWN! 10. A league-wide HGH, steroid and blood doping scandal, but only if all drugs were obtained by extracting them from cute widdle puppies 9. Norv Turner clones ... [link]

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FTT Post #500 Is An Epic Drop
Published 10/3/2007 by DMtShooter at Five Tool Tool - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back
... Tonight's list is the top 10 threats to the NFL's dominance. It's notable not only for its willing acceptance of a leathers and feathers hellscape dystopia, but also for the use of the term "Adpocalypse", which is something I even kinda believe in (a little). It's most assuredly Not Sports, but these days, so are most NFL games, so take a peek anyway, won't you... ...

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