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POE'S CORPSE CAN'T MAKE IT
Published 6/27/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for your impressionable young children
... The Baltimore Ravens are planning on bringing live ravens (as in the winged, non-stabbing variety) to their games, because there's nothing like common scavenger birds to get a crowd fired up. It's an ...

FUKUTHOME! [Blogdome]
Published 6/27/2008 by Will Leitch at Deadspin
... • A look at how top draft picks did in their first pro game. [Bus Leagues] • Maceo Baston is still around? Really? [The Sports Hernia] • Fun fight coming up this weekend. [Rumors And Rants] • More on that charity soccer game in downtown NYC. [Unprofessional Foul] • The Pacers look a lot different right now. [Indignant Online] • John Hollinger, somewhat off. [The Sports Point] • Actual Ravens as mascots. Awesome. [Deuce Of Davenport] • Rich Garces still has his tits. [The Sports Scribbler] ...

Bloggas: Leitch vs. Bissinger, The Final Showdown
Published 6/27/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... . • DEUCE OF DAVENPORT flies over the news that the Baltimore Ravens want to employ real ravens to ruffle the fans’ feathers . • CAVEMAN NETWORK serves up video of Dick Vitale suggesting that Mike D’Antoni& Danielo Gallinari ...

Blog Patrol
Published 6/27/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... talented. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante] Grading the draft announcers. Tremendous upside potential! [The Big Lead] Get ready for Mario Williams this NFL season. He's going to be awesome. [Throwing Into Traffic] Somebody thinks the Bulls should have taken Beasley. [I'm Writing Sports] Rick Reilly's columns at ESPN sure have sucked so far. [NOIS] Live ravens as mascots? I see no way this can go wrong. [Deuce of Davenport] Roger Clemens would like some sausage. [You Been ...

Afternoon Links [Presented by Ellen’s Junk]
Published 6/27/2008 by Juice Staff at NFLJuice.com
... yadda.  FYI- NFL Juice broke a one week record for visits.  [slams can of warm Budweiser, grabs another]  We’re not in any way a big site yet, but hey, we’re excited to see growth [slams another can of warm Bud, grabs another].  We’ve had alot of fun this week. [slams one more…., grabs another, burps]  Have a good weekend.   Here are the links…. No way this goes wrong [DOD] via With Leather Glenn Dorsey’s new nickname [Arrowhead Addicts] Lynch admits ...

Saturday Roundup: Complaints, Bad Ideas, and Draft Leftovers
Published 6/28/2008 by Cousins of Ron Mexico at The Big Lead
... of List) If the NHL’s draft was more like the NBA’s draft. (Melt Your Face Off) Sports reporting, pack journalism and the “Gloucester pregnancy pact.” (The Hungry Journalist) Bonnie Bernstein knows people don’t want to talk about the similarities between suicide bombers and talented basketball players. (Fan House) The Ravens are thinking about using actual ravens as mascots? (Deuce of Davenport) So, the Dodgers’ front office sucks? Is that ...

Ravens to offer fans free 'peck-your-eyes-out' service
Published 6/30/2008 by MJD at Shutdown Corner
... has used. Not that I doubt the trainer, but you know who else once thought their animals would never hurt anyone? A could of fellows in Vegas wearing tight, sequined jumpers who had a big friendly tiger named Montecore. And you've gotta think that the chances of violence only increase if fans end up voting to name one of the birds Ray-Ray. I wouldn't even want to imagine what that thing could be capable of. Gracias, Deuce of Davenport.