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NOAH HERRON IS A TOTAL BADASS
NOAH HERRON IS A TOTAL BADASS
Packers running back (and Northwestern alum - woot!) Noah Herron isn't exactly a big NFL star, but that doesn't mean you can just break into his house and take whatever you want.  Last Friday, burglars broke into Herron's home, so he did what any star of a summer action movie would do: he unscrewed a bed post and beat the intruder with it, sending him to the hospital. "Noah Herron ...
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