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News, rumours & lies - Hleb tapped up by Inter, Sunderland want Diego Forlan, Berbatov off to AC Milan, Norwich star caught in pants
Published 3/19/2008 by Ollie Irish at Who Ate All The Pies
... RUMOURS Norwich midfielder Matty 'Party' Pattison allegedly caught drink-driving, dressed only in t-shirt, shoes and underpants. Daily Mail Roy Keane would love to sign Diego Forlan (pictured) in the summer. If Sunderland stay up, that is. ...

Wayne Rooney's Cougar
Published 3/21/2008 by Mustafa Redonkulous at Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos
It's been a while since we've been to cougar country and since we've had a soccer roundup so without further ado, let's go hunting for MILFs and news from the world of football. The MLS Is Hot Hot Hot, Hot For Beckham It seems as though there's nothing the MLS won't do for Beckham. They'll let him play when he wants. Travel as he wants. It wouldn't be a surprise to know that Don Garber and Alexi Lalas are required to suck him off on command. Reports are surfacing that Beckham has the right to buy the Galaxy after his contract ends in three years. 60 Minutes will report on Sunday that the option was given to him as well as ...