So Kobe, Tell Us, How Does Shaq’s Ass Taste?
The Big Lead —
... . You guys have asked repeatedly why we love Shaq, and this simply incredible video is further proof as why he’s the greatest entertainer in the NBA, and why his retirement will make us very sad. (And yes, we saw his comments to Stephen A. Smith about how he meant no harm to Kobe. That’s laughable.) Obviously much more on this tomorrow. In the meantime, we’ll watch this another 30 times. ...
SHAQ DISSES KOBE ON THE MIC
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
... As, you've no doubt seen by now, Suns center Shaquille O'Neal took the stage at a New York City club and freestyled about his former teammate Kobe Bryant. While Shaq demonstrates the same mush-mouthed mic skills he brought to Fu Schnickens, the refrain -- "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" -- is undeniably catchy. ...
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When Shaq Talks, Crap Comes Out
Intentional Foul —
... You’ll be giving Mos and MF DOOM a run for their money in no time. What’s funny is after all that, Shaq had the audacity to say everything he rapped about Kobe should be taken in jest and that it didn’t mean anything. Well, for something so supposedly harmless, it sure was targeted and specific. Before I go on, here’s the infamous video:
And here’s O’Neal’s “apology:”
Reached by ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith on Monday, O’Neal ...
Shaq's Hoping to Garner Lil' Wayne's Respect
The Bleacher Creatures —
... By now you've all seen the now infamous tape of Shaq rapping about Kobe (amongst other players) at a NYC night club. It's a shame when ESPN gets its hands on TMZ.com material and such because you just know that nothing good will ensue. ...
Shaq Loses Arizona Deputy Status Over Kobe-Bashing Rap Video
FanHouse —
... I do think it's fascinating though, after all these years of Shaq popping off on various topics and getting a free pass from the media due to the entertainment value of his quotes, that there finally are some personal consequences for his actions. Sure, the title might not mean much, and he might be able to convince the masses that he was just clowning around. But it has to be at least a little bit humbling for Shaq to know that the county he now calls his basketball home wants nothing to do with him, largely because they're embarrassed by his most recent ...
Shaquille O’Neal Exposed
BallerBlogger.com —
... and were defeated by the eventual NBA champion San Antonio Spurs in the second round. Rather than recommit himself to the organization that had payed him a total of $119,999,717 million over the previous seven seasons, Shaquille arrived to the 2003-2004 training camp grossly overweight. The Lakers lost to the Pistons in the 2004 NBA Finals and Shaq was traded to the Miami Heat on July 14th, 2004 for Lamar Odom, Caron Butler, Brian Grant and a first-round pick. But I digress, the “ six albums, two platinum, two gold ” hip-hop legend didn’t stop with the dig at Kobe for losing ...
The Evolution Of Clinton Portis
Predominantly Orange | A Denver Broncos Blog —
... for the 2008 season. Go vote for one of the four characters Portis is bringing to the table. Portis will portray the winning ego to the D.C. media this fall. Your choices include a winless 115 lb Ultimate Fighter, a dentist that worked on Michael Strahan’s mouth, a pipe smoking environmentalist, and a dreadlocked Prime Minister running for President of the U.S.
As people are freaking out over pigeons being killed at Wimbledon, and the Shaq-Kobe feud, it’s good to see the lighter side of sports every once in a ...
Shaquille O’Neal Hip-Hop Legend
BallerBlogger.com —
... was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC’s do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.” - Shaquille O’Neal as reported by ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith Shaquille O’Neal has released six albums. Shaq Diesel (1993) Shaq-Fu-Da Return ...
Pop Goes The Diesel
SLAM Online —
... That was by far my favorite line in the wire story breakdown of the latest installment of Real World: Shaq vs. Kobe. Forget Shaq and Kobe—J.R. Rider, freestyle rapper? I wish I could have eavesdropped on some of those ciphers. ...
Kobe on "Rome is Burning"
Lakers Blog —
Some of you may have already seen this, but for the benefit of those who haven't, have at it. The first clip doesn't feature too much that Kobe hasn't already said in one manner or another, but the second clip offers a couple interesting nuggets. For starters, he addresses his relationship with Shaq, who apparently called to hang out before dropping this summer's rap opus, which Kobe didn't appear to think was just hip hop culture "fun." When asked by Rome if he thought Shaq's invite- ...
The Rap Game’s Starting Five
ShoreBall's space —
... People forget that Shaq once was a platinum rapper – his debut album “Shaq Diesel” went platinum. Besides, who will be brave enough to tell him he’s not a rapper. And let’s not forget this: ...
NBA All Star game strongest in years
WCBias | West Coast Bias Sports Blog | West Coast Sports News by West Coast Sports Fans, Covering Los Angeles Lakers, Dodgers and All Things West Coast —
... Lastly, the subplot of Kobe, Shaq, and Phil Jackson playing together again for the first time since their break up of 5 years ago was so overblown that it threatened to bore us all enough to turn the game off. But by the end of the third, Kobe and Shaq had become the front-runners for the MVP honor of the game. Who could turn the game off now! If one of these former teammates won it over the other, who knew what Shaq would say in his next free style rhyme fest. But fortunately (or unfortunately) they were ...
New weekly feature: Sports references in hip-hop lyrics
Viva Ron Mexico —
... regarding a Lil’ Scrappy song. Everyone knows that rappers want to be athletes, and vice versa, so I’m going to be taking a line in a rap song that mentions an athlete, team, etc. and giving you my hard-hitting analysis on it. ...
