Notebook | Seattle Mariners declare nut-free sections at Safeco
| SOX & Dawgs found this 7/24/2008 on seattletimes.nwsource.com [flag] |
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Boston Red Sox News & Notes - 7/24
Published 7/24/2008 by Ian at SOX & Dawgs
... The Mariners plan to have nut-free sections for two upcoming games. No word on whether they will have psychiatrists there if any nuts show up. ...
Get Your Peanuts! Except in Two Sections of Safeco
Published 7/25/2008 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... Aw! Muffin! Does your precious little crotch fruit need extra protection? That’s ok! We here at Hippieville, USA are glad to help. Instead of calling our September 9th game between the Mariners and Rangers something politically incorrect like “Hysterical Overbearing Parent Day” we’re going to call it “Safety Day.” You can arrive in your oversized SUV while driving 40 miles an hour because you know that makes your kids comfortable! During the game, we can substitute hot dogs and soda for soy products and sugar free organic fruit juice, because otherwise processed ...
