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Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference [College Football]
Now This Is The Way To End A Press Conference [College Football]
One might say that Bill Stewart is heavily invested in the state of West Virginia: Not only does he coach the Mountaineers, but he was born and raised there. With that in mind, losing 62-21 to Oklahoma can pretty much knock you off of your rocker, as can giving up 102 points over your past two ...
Bill Stewart calls on Harriet Beecher Stowe, 'Old Wetzel' to defend Mountaineers' from uppity critics
Bill Stewart calls on Harriet Beecher Stowe, 'Old Wetzel' to defend Mountaineers' from uppity ...
rivals.yahoo.com — Readers of certain other irresponsible and disrespectful Web sites might have caught the final moments of Bill Stewart's press conference following West Virginia's season-ending win over South Florida last Saturday, when he broke out this bit of ... (more) Bill Stewart calls on Harriet Beecher Stowe, 'Old ...
BILL STEWART SAYS WFV CAN LUBRICATE THE WORLD. YAY!
everydayshouldbesaturday.com — Bill Stewart: “We’ve got enough coal to heat the world. We’ve got enough oil in this state to lubricate the world.” If you doubt he actually said it: So, attention bears, twinks, circuit boys, fluffers, power bottoms, ... (more) BILL STEWART SAYS WFV CAN LUBRICATE THE WORLD. YAY!
Help Give West Virginia A New State Motto [College Football]
Help Give West Virginia A New State Motto [College Football]
deadspin.com — On Saturday Bill Stewart provided what I thought was the finest ending to a college football press conference ever, with his poetic, somewhat cracked and nonsensical ode to the state of West Virginia . So in his honor, let's compose a new motto for ... (more) Help Give West Virginia A New State Motto [College Football]
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End of Day Randomness - Bills Anthem, Derek Rose, Leafs Live Blog
TheScore.com Blog — ... + Via Deadspin, this is West Virginia coach Bill Stewart ending a press conference in one of the most puzzling ways I've ever seen. (Note: He said lubricate. Heh heh heh.) ...

Bill Stewart calls on Harriet Beecher Stowe, 'Old Wetzel' to defend Mountaineers' from uppity critics
Dr. Saturday — Readers of certain other irresponsible and disrespectful Web sites might have caught the final moments of Bill Stewart's press conference following West Virginia's season-ending win over South Florida last Saturday, when he broke out this bit of Mountaineer inspiration: ...

Bill Stewart calls on Harriet Beecher Stowe, "Old Wetzel" to defend Mountaineers' from uppity critics
Dr. Saturday — Readers of certain other irresponsible and disrespectful Web sites might have caught the final moments of Bill Stewart's press conference following West Virginia's season-ending win over South Florida last Saturday, when he broke out this bit of Mountaineer inspiration: ...

Football Preview Weekish: West Virginia
TheUConnBlog.com — ... Stewart: Yeah! That guy! Anyway, as legend has it, Davey Boone and his big blue ox, Baby, was planting apple seeds on the West Virginia country side when, all of a sudden, he stuck his big ax into the ground and struck enough oil to the lubricate the world! And with all that lube, Paul, Pat and Baby sold their diamond mine and funded the construction of West Virginia University! Mountaineer pride, baby! Woo! ...

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