weblogs.newsday.com — Prince Akeem: "Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?" Cleo McDowell: "No, I didn't." Prince: "Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big 'H.' It was a most ripping victory." Cleo:"Son, if you want to keep working here, ...