Ode to The Drunk Girl

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Ode to The Drunk Girl
Bugs & Cranks found this 6/25/2008 on www.thefightins.com [flag]
Flower of youth, serene in besotted slumber, Oblivious to the unforgiving pavement on which you rest your spinning head, How free of troubles are you now! The uneasy burden of too many solid morsels now ejected, Weary reveler, seek your repose upon this gritty slab of hardened cement, This brief parcel of Pattison that you have claimed inadvertently. Your team plays at home, yet here ... [link]

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Rounding The Bases: Dead Rappers Society
Published 6/25/2008 by David Chalk at Bugs & Cranks
MC Hammer got his stage name from former Oakland A’s owner Charlie Finley, who thought he looked kinda like he Hank Aaron. This was when Hammer was the A’s VP, at age 12, around the time he may have gotten Jack McKeon fired. [Palm Beach Post via Fish Chunks] ROB NEYER IS DEAD. (Well, at least to one prominent Sox fan.) [CSN:WickedGoodSports] Passed out drunk chick at Phillies game — immortalized in verse! [TheFightins'] NCAA Division I-III baseball players are 86% white. [Shysterball] [ ...

The Scorecard: Is Gordon Beckham related to this MTV guy?
Published 6/25/2008 by 'Duk at Big League Stew
... • You knew it was only a matter of time before that passed out Phillies fan would start inspiring poetry that rivals anything ever written by Keats, Lord Byron and Longfellow. The last line about bottled water just kills me. [The Fightins'] ...

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