Of Kenny Irons And Portable Midgets For Human Trafficking

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CATCHING UP: KENNY IRONS, MIDGET LOVER.
Published 6/21/2007 by Orson Swindle at EDSBS
... Like all our little NCAA babies, they grow up to be men, eventually: midget-loving, unashamed, polymorphously perverse men, according to Kissing Suzy Kolber. From their intrepid reader Joel, who saw Irons at LAX on the way to the NFL’s rookie conference: ...

An eye opener for everyone
Published 6/22/2007 by 100% Injury Rate at 100% Injury Rate
... Kenny Irons is into some weird stuff. And it involves midgets and luggage. [KSK] ...

Saturday morning cartoons, wait, I mean links
Published 6/23/2007 by 100% Injury Rate at 100% Injury Rate
... I'm not sure why you're reading the blog today. You should be out surfing, or stuffing midgets into your luggage, or competing in the ...

10 Darts at the NFL Board
Published 6/23/2007 by Brian at Empty the Bench
... - The Cincinnati Bengals have a well-established knack for mining the depths of human depravity and opening up roster spots for the men with the most athletic talent in the bunch. We’re not saying Bengals rookie Kenny Irons is one of the bad guys, but this quote seems like it couldn’t come from anyone but a Bengal: “I got a midget in [my luggage] to suck my di**.” ...

SEC Reality Shows
Published 7/11/2007 by Erik at deepsouthsports.net
... Kenny Irons stars in a Bachelor-esque reality show where they pit 7 "average" ladies against 7 small midget dwarfs for all of Kenny's love and affection. The city of Auburn would host the spectacle and there would be plenty of mud wrastlin', 7 on 7 football and dates to whatever bar currently occupies the locale formally known as "The Blue Room." Obviously, this would appeal to the VH1 crowd that somehow embraces Flavor of Love. ...