Wednesday Morning One-Liners
ProFootballTalk.com —
... for more playing time this season. Said Jay Glazer of training Cardinals LB Victor Hobson and QB Matt Leinart, “What I wanted to do for Victor and Matt was for them to find the limits of what they could do , and getting them to blow past those barriers.” On Wednesday, the Rams will ...
“Yo, Jay, Brah, Where Do I Stick My Dick in This Thing?”
Kissing Suzy Kolber —
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Brah, thanks for teaching me to be a badass.
You totally don’t even know how much people give me stress for losing my starting job. I don’t why they can’t let me be a chill brah and handle my biz and mack some 17-year-olds. I gotta be the best brah at everything now?
It’s like John Mayer says, brah, “live and let live,” y’know, brah?
When you told me at the Super Bowl that everyone thinks I’m a bitch, that hit right here, ...
LEINART DOES MMA TRAINING
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
... ’ Matt Leinart is really raising the bar for clipboard-holding conditioning by taking up mixed martial arts training, a suggestion handed over from FOX Sports NFL writer/aspiring Subway sandwich artist Jay Glazer, a gentleman who just oozes physical fitness. From the Cardinals’ team page, via ...
The Month In Quotes: May/June 2009
Football Outsiders —
by Rory Hickey BUT WHOâS GONNA TELL RACHEL NICHOLS? "Well, I think you'd have to say [the Favre speculation] was overstated when I'm making a trip to Hattiesburg, and I'm reading the crawl across ESPN from my office at Winter Park. I would think that might be a slight stretch of the truth. And then everyone to be camped out, down there, outside of his complex, and I'm getting filmed going in at 7 o'clock in the morning, with a cup of coffee in my hand, back into Winter Park." -- Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress ( Pioneer Press ...
Lance Stephenson may or may not become friends with Nick Lachey
The Dagger —
It's fortunate timing, too, because Nick is single again, and with Matt Leinart all like "I'm going to do MMA and focus on my career," Nick might need a new wingman, brah.
Yes, according to Adam Zagoria, who is right more often than not, Lance Stephenson could sign with the Bearcats as early as Tuesday. Stephenson visited Cinci all weekend and played pickup with the current Bearcats on Saturday,
which is the sort of normal basketball-player-being-recruited thing
that wouldn't be worthy of reportage were Stephenson's situation not so ...
Lance Stephenson may become friends with Nick Lachey
The Dagger —
It's fortunate timing, too, because Nick is single again, and with Matt Leinart all like "I'm going to do MMA and focus on my career," Nick might need a new wingman, brah.
Yes, according to Adam Zagoria, who is right more often than not, Lance Stephenson could sign with the Bearcats as early as Tuesday. Stephenson visited Cinci all weekend and played pickup with the current Bearcats on Saturday,
which is the sort of normal basketball-player-being-recruited thing
that wouldn't be worthy of reportage were Stephenson's situation not so ...
