Oh F--k, We’re Not Gonna Have Any Players Left

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 Oh F--k, We’re Not Gonna Have Any Players Left
Let’s see. Pacman Jones. Chris Henry. Tank Johnson. Odell Thurman. Michael Vick… Oh, man. Fuck me. We’re not gonna have any players left. I really should have thought this through. If I’m consistent in suspending all these retards equally, we’re gonna be fresh out of players by October. I’m gonna have to suspend all of them. Fuck! Jesus, one bachelor party could wipe out an ... [link]

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The Links: The Channel 4 News Team Fights Back
Published 6/6/2007 by One More Dying Quail at One More Dying Quail
... Roger Goodell is on his way to a sobering realization (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

The Roundup: Ozzie’s Upset, Bloggers Ranked, More Problems for Michelle Wie
Published 6/7/2007 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... The NFL is running out of players. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

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