One News Now To Re-Issue Altered Trading Cards

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On the heels of Tyson "Homosexual", Tirico ...
Published 7/1/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... On the heels of Tyson "Homosexual", Tirico Suave presents "One News Now" trading cards. Examples: Albert "Pujols" equals Albert "Sodomy Zone." Rusty "Kuntz" equals...you get the idea. [Tirico Suave] ...

Morning Constitutional: If One News Now Ruled the Trading Card Business ...
Published 7/1/2008 at The Sporting Blog
One News Now To Re-Issue Altered Trading Cards | Tirico Suave After changing sprinter Tyson Gay's name to Tyson Homosexual, the Christian news site has decided to re-issue some old sports cards. ...

Cheap Shots: Why Bernstein Gets Off Scot-Free
Published 7/1/2008 by Signal to Noise at Signal to Noise
... In the wake of Tyson Gay being re-named “Tyson Homosexual”, Tirico Suave issues the first One News Now Altered Trading Cards. ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Published 7/1/2008 by DCScrap (noreply@blogger.com) at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
ESPN is bringing back the AWA. (The Grand National Championships) Clippers to sign Baron? (The Sports Lounge) Baron Davis eyeing the Knicks. (The Play in CA) One News Now to re-issue altered trading cards. (Tirico Suave) The All-Star battle between Koske Fukudome and Ryan Braun. (Rumors and Rants) The Cubs could do it this year. (I'm Writing Sports) Do not touch my Japanese soda. (NESW Sports) Jelana Jankovic whines about court assignment at Wimbledon. (TMC) ...

Random Links
Published 7/2/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (Brien) at East Coast Bias
We don't do link posts around here too often, but these were too good to pass up. Tirico Suave has one of the funniest things (and definitely a "wish I had thought of that moment) I've read in a while. ...

The Media Circus
Published 7/2/2008 at JoeSportsFan.com
... at the "One" failed to realize the ramifications of posting Tyson Gay headlines and story links, since the site installed a "gay" filter back in the day. Yes, every use of the word "gay" at One News Now is automatically transferred to "homosexual". When that happens, you get headlines like this: We really find it hard to fathom how any headline writer can top this in the future. (screengrab via Fanhouse) (More fun with One News Now's filter courtesy of TiricoSauve.com) Girls in the Truck ...

Photoshop Is A Dangerous Weapon
Published 7/2/2008 by GC at Can't Stop The Bleeding
From Tirico Suave’s visual salute to One News Now. Lord knows how the latter will cope if the Brockton Rox’s Clyde Fuckensuck ever makes it to the show.

The Currently Unnamed Link Dump
Published 7/3/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (Drew H.) at The Undrafted Free Agent
... NBA Draft recaps are exponentially better if they written by an Englishman who knows little to nothing about the prospects. [ShamSports] Should Brandon Jennings stick it to the powers that be and head to Europe? [JV Sports] Inspired by the Tyson "Homosexual" story, One News Now decided to re-issue altered trading cards. [Tirico Suave] A Bulls fan resigns from his NBA fandom in wake of the Saga in Seattle. [Yardbarker] The Spors Tsar handicaps NBA free agency with fun pictures, and I'm always up for that. ...

Published 7/3/2008 by chris (noreply@blogger.com) at A Large Regular
This Was Awesome Funniest thing I've seen in a while. I can't believe he didn't include Magic Johnson though. That has always been the most obvious one to me. HT Sports Frog