OSI UMENYIORA POOPS ON GIRLS?

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High Five
Published 1/16/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
A quick look around the interweb while enjoying the Jon Lieber mass hysteria Seriously, Running With The Bulls is just writing itself. [ Chicago Sun-Times ] Brett Favre is bigger than God. [ Lion in Oil ] It's no "Boom! Goes the Dynamite" but it's still damn impressive. [ Deadspin ] In the interest of spreading unfounded internet rumors about football players poopin on girls, I give you this. [ With Leather ] Baseball players love the Adderall. [ FanHouse ]

IMPORTANT SITE NEWS
Published 1/16/2008 by lauren at Girls Gone Sports
Girls Gone Sports would like to remind you that we still have a firm stance on our "Not letting professional athletes poop on us" rule. No, not even for money. Not even for a diamond snow ball. Osi, this means YOU. "I'm a freak, but my gosh." (Everybody keeps saying this isn't true. But I like any excuse to use the "disturbing images i apologize for" tag.) [Kissing Suzy Kolber and With Leather]

Blog Patrol: Elisha Cuthbert Finally Has a Job
Published 1/16/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... of Cecilio Guante] Can any of the three remaining undefeated NCAA men's basketball teams go undefeated. I would say yes - Memphis - because they play in a ridiculously easy conference. [Rumors and Rants] The fans are getting awful unruly at...the Australian Open? [All on the Field] Six NBA players who have no business being on an NBA roster. [Deuce of Davenport] Osi Umenyiora has some strange, uh, habits in the bedroom. [With Leather] Take a quiz testing you on where guys that are playing in ...

Rumor: Osi Umenyiora likes to give Cleveland Steamers
Published 1/17/2008 by The Big Picture at The Big Picture
Cleveland Steamer \Clee-ve-lande-stee-mer\, noun: A Cleveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant. New York Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora may have a fetish. According to a model's website (NSFW) found by With Leather and Kissing Suzy Kolber, Umenyiora likes to, ugh, well, hmm, better let her explain. ...

Cheap Shots #92: Tiny Tuna? Really? We Can Do Better.
Published 1/17/2008 by Signal to Noise at Signal to Noise
Like I said yesterday, the experiment continues. Let me know what you think via email and feel free to send your links, since this is becoming a daily thing, hopefully. New Head Fish For The Tuna: Dallas O-line coach Tony Sparano is now the head coach of the Miami Dolphins. All he can hope is that ...

OSI= OH I SAW U PEE
Published 1/17/2008 by Mac G at Mac Gs World
Once in awhile a story comes along is just too good that it appears almost made up. It was right in With Leather's wheel house, sitting on a tee and proving once again why only blogs can cover this type of story. The blog post titled, "Osi Likes it Nasty," includes: A budding NFL superstar, freaky sex with urine, affair, cash pay outs, Internet rumor, defecation, hold up? Defecation? Yes. Giants DE Osi Umenyiora of the New York Giants "allegedly" had sexual relations with a so called model/hooker, who detailed their wild (paid for) escapades on this blog. He wanted ...

MORE USELESS PREDICTIONS
Published 1/18/2008 by More Credible at More Credible - A Sports Blog with no shame (or standards).
Since there's nothing else really exciting going on, I suppose I'll dive into the NFC and AFC Championships for more useless predictions that I'll never admit to (unless I'm right of course): NFC Championship: GREEN BAY PACKERS Vs. NEW YORK GIANTS I won't lie, I haven't been a huge fan of football up until very recently (6 years ago). Before that, I was all about baseball, video games, and fantasizing about girl on girl action through scrambled cable. Bless you old Television. Anyways, this is the first game in recent memory that the NFC Championship game will take place in fucking ...

Osi Umenyiora is a Blogger’s Dream
Published 1/23/2008 by Chris at Intentional Foul
... Now, I’m not sure why getting engaged to her is a problem, but perhaps it has something to do with this. Have I mentioned how much I love the Super Bowl bye-week? ...

If Anyone Knows How To Get Dirty, It’s Umenyiora
Published 1/24/2008 by Brooks at SPORTSbyBROOKS
Osi Umenyiora knows dirty when he sees it. No, we’re not talking about the photo. Or his previously detailed (alleged) sexual exploits. Umenyiora, much like Chargers center Nick Hardwick last Sunday, said the Patriots play dirty. In the case of Umenyiora, he was referring to Pats left tackle Matt Light. (more…) Share This

This Goes Under Our “Nonsensical Crap” Category
Published 2/1/2008 by Brooks at SPORTSbyBROOKS
BUSTED COVERAGE emails to let us know that they commissioned this piece of Super Bowl-themed art from THE ETCH-A-SKETCHIST: What the fruck does it have to do with the Bowl? Ask Osi Umenyiora. Share This