Osi Umeryiora Wants To Poop On You

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OSI UMENYIORA POOPS ON GIRLS?
Published 1/16/2008 at With Leather
... and so I did. The next time he asked and I did and I accepted the 3 grand. And it became a regular thing. Claudi seems like a nice girl, if a bit pricey.  And hard to get, too.  "Can I crap on you?"  Gross!  No!  "I'll give you $3000."  No.  "Pleeaaase?"  Welllll... okay.  He probably could have saved the cash and just distracted her with something shiny. [Kissing Suzy Kolber] 

IMPORTANT SITE NEWS
Published 1/16/2008 by lauren at Girls Gone Sports
Girls Gone Sports would like to remind you that we still have a firm stance on our "Not letting professional athletes poop on us" rule. No, not even for money. Not even for a diamond snow ball. Osi, this means YOU. "I'm a freak, but my gosh." (Everybody keeps saying this isn't true. But I like any excuse to use the "disturbing images i apologize for" tag.) [Kissing Suzy Kolber and With Leather]

Rumor: Osi Umenyiora likes to give Cleveland Steamers
Published 1/17/2008 by The Big Picture at The Big Picture
Cleveland Steamer \Clee-ve-lande-stee-mer\, noun: A Cleveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant. New York Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora may have a fetish. According to a model's website (NSFW) found by With Leather and Kissing Suzy Kolber, Umenyiora likes to, ugh, well, hmm, better let her explain. ...

OSI= OH I SAW U PEE
Published 1/17/2008 by Mac G at Mac Gs World
... lady restrooms. However, the nature of the information inquires our minds to wonder immediately if Osi really blows 2 loads on his female partners/victims. Eagles OT Winston Justice is just pissed that this "working girl" was repetedly paid 3 grand to be humilated by Osi. I can not wait for the Packers to take a dump all over the Giants on Sunday, metaphorically speaking. Dirt Balls. OSI likes it Nasty Osi's a Pooper? Osi Kelly?

Worthy of Your Attention
Published 1/18/2008 by Marcel Mutoni at SLAM Online
... However, the Giants are a nice enough story and earlier this week I stumbled upon a glorious rumor about one of their star players. Said rumor (link is not exactly safe for work, so click cautiously) made me change my allegiance for this weekend’s NFC Championship game. I’m easily swayed. ...

BS MOSS RUMOR THAT PLEASES ME GREATLY
Published 1/31/2008 at With Leather
... Also to appear: Debby Belichick, the black child Wes Welker fathered who he doesn't want to talk about and keeps locked in the basement, Bridget Moynahan, the woman Osi Umenyiora shat on, Jean Strahan, Tiki Barber, that girl that shot down Plaxico Burress at the club and Rodney Harrison's sense of decency. ...

Three And Out: Special Super Bowl Edition
Published 2/1/2008 by Tim <info@battleredblog.com> at Battle Red Blog: Front Page Posts
... front four.  For Brady's sake, he'd better hope he's not prone while Osi Umenyiora is in the vicinity.  Grass stains would be the least of his problems. ...

American Moms, Meet David Tyree
Published 2/8/2008 by Matt Sussman at The Futon Report
... slot and Michael Strahan made his way to Conan . Tyree — who was probably the third MVP on that night — gets a daytime talk show. It’s only a matter of time before the Patriots offensive line can be seen on a public access channel talk show hosted by these guys . Justin Tuck had two sacks and a forced fumble in the game (and was my MVP behind Manning), but the only Giants defenders who are allowed to be seen in public are those who have embarrassing divorces and/or poop on women . So Tuck will be kept in a soundproof cage during the offseason. ◼ Awful ...

Honolulu Steamer
Published 2/9/2008 by Brinson at Brahsome - Care To Get Nice?
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The Australian Football League Teaches You How To Respect Women, Or Be a Sexual Deviant
Published 2/21/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... Unfortunately, no more questions were leaked. I just hope none of them feature the terms "dirty" and "Sanchez" in the same sentence. Osi Umenyiora would probably fail that one. ...