The Morning Bowl (October 12th): Deion Sanders Is Not A Pimp
Sportress of Blogitude —
bowl-smoking • Regarding the Dez Bryant controversy, Deion Sanders says he doesn’t prostitute kids. Dummy. That’s where the money’s at. [ Larry Brown Sports ] • Business_Socks recaps the weekend that was in the National Football League. [ Style Points ] • Seattle Seahawks fullback Owen Schmitt is nuts, bleedy. [ With Leather ] • Peter King: still a douchenozzle. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber ] • Yahoo! has no problem with the middle finger. [ Simon On Sports ] • US Soccer has qualified for the sixth consecutive World Cup appearance. USA! USA! [ The ...
Seahawks Owen Schmitt goes smashy smashy … on his own head
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... But as it turns out, Schmitt actually has a history of this sort of thing! With Leather posted this clip of Schmitt from 2007, during his days at West Virginia. Skip ahead to the :43 mark to see him successfully bash his face with his helmet, after an unsuccessful pooch punt attempt. ...
Bryan the Intern’s Picks to Click
Kentucky Sports Radio —
... season. Wouldn’t this be so fun? But, I guess the rich people need to make more money. 2. I hate the state of West Virginia. Like that one guy hates Tennessee Orange. I rank it 53rd in my ranking of states, behind Puerto Rico, Guam, and North Korea. The people there are rude (in my opinion), and in general the stereotype that people in Kentucky get is actually what people in West Virginia ARE (i.e. less than classy). And then I see the redneck, roided up Owen Schmitt, and see what he did on Sunday , and my anger only increases. And I don’t even know if he is ...
Brian Russell Finally Does Something Good for the Seahawks
Kissing Suzy Kolber —
... Instead, I want him signed on a week-to-week basis by whomever the Seahawks play on Sunday. The animated GIF above shows Russell in his new Jacksonville threads getting blown up by Justin Forsett, Seattle’s 5′8″, 194-pound third-string running back — possibly my favorite highlight in a 41-0 ass-stomping that involved four passing touchdowns, a defensive touchdown, and the self-bloodied visage of psycho hillbilly Owen Schmitt. ...
Owen Schmitt didn't get the memo about that dementia study
Shutdown Corner —
... incident.
My goodness, man. It's like Owen Schmitt read
this post and said, "Hey, dementia, that sounds fun. Let's see what I
can do to speed that process up."
I know you're an intense guy, Owen, and the mentality required to play
fullback in the NFL is probably something to which most people can't relate.
Still, though. Find another outlet for your insanity, brother. Skulls are
precious. You only get one.
Gracias, With
Leather.






