Ozzie Guillen on White Sox: 'We're the Chicago Bitch'

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Ozzie on White Sox: 'We're the Chicago Bitch'
Published 5/5/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
... game media sessions cracking jokes and making the reporters around him laugh. When the team is losing, Ozzie goes on crazy diatribes and rants, cussing up a storm in front of the same reporters. Why does he do it? Well, mostly because he's insane, but also because he's partly hoping that by acting like a jackass, the media in the city will continue to focus on him instead of his players. So far during his tenure in Chicago, it's worked. So before the White Sox lost to the Blue Jays... Continue reading at FanHouse

Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation [Profanity-laced Tirades]
Published 5/5/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... best. [Finger-bang] it, we're good. [Finger-bang] everybody. We're horse[spooge-swallowers], and we're going to be horse[spooge-swallowers] the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win. We are the bitch of Chicago. We're the Chicago bitch. We have the worst owner — the guy's got seven [nut-tickle]ing rings, and he's the [midget-fuck]ing horse[spooge-swallowing] owner.'' I'm curious to see hear the audio version to see how close I was. Ozzie Guillen on White Sox: 'We're the Chicago Bitch' [Fanhouse] ...

Of Ozzie Guillen and blow-up dolls
Published 5/6/2008 by PostmanR at The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL.
... It’s bad enough the Sox are coming off a four-game sweep at the hands of the Blue Jays. It’s bad enough their first place title is now gone, destined never to return again this season. It’s bad enough Guillen turned out one of his famous tirades in which he called the Sox “Chicago’s bitch.” (Can’t say I necessarily disagree.) ...

Home Run of the Day - 5/05 - Matt Stairs
Published 5/6/2008 by Richie Rich at Home Run Derby
... Something tells me that the White Sox bats might come alive after this road trip.  And it has nothing to do with Ozzie’s Guillen’s rant or the ...

Nick Swisher Exploring Other Facial Hair Hues
Published 5/7/2008 by Eamonn Brennan at The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL.
... in particular, are doing their absolute best to foster the sort of idiot culture the Red Sox used to their apparent advantage in 2004. In a clubhouse commanded by Ozzie Guillen and ...

BLS poll: Who will be the first manager fired in 2008?
Published 5/19/2008 at Big League Stew
... play that he simply resigns? Ozzie Guillen, White Sox: The White Sox being in first place aside, I'm of the belief that Ozzie Guillen's job will alway be safe so long as there is life in Jerry Reinsdorf's stubborn body. Not only is the White Sox owner extremely loyal to Guillen and GM Kenny Williams, he'd also never eat Guillen's contract, which runs through 2012. Still, Guillen has already gone through a few controversies this season (blowup dolls, ranting about the team's second-place status in Chicago) and, as Y! Sports Tony Gwynn ...

Pester Ozzie Guillen Enough On E-mail And He Will Respond Accordingly [Ozzie Guillen]
Published 18 days ago by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... , players, fans, and blow-up dolls are somewhat disturbing, if not highly entertaining for those of us who don't have to deal with them directly. But did you know you too can be eviscerated by Ozzie if you type with the appropriate amount of bile? ...