Pac Man Jones Will Never Learn, And We Love Him For It [Pac Man Jones]

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Published 3/25/2008 by C. Brahkowski at Brahsome - Care To Get Nice?
... Someone doesn’t like Louisville very much. (Losers With Socks) This was NOT a flop. (Mr. Irrelevant) Winning the NIT = You’re the 66th best team! (Storming the Floor) Taco Town shares their SXSW thoughts. (Taco Town) Pamela Anderson caught en route to a toga party. (On 205th) Something about NBA dancers. Taters. (Cuzoogle) Pac Man still makes it rain. He’s cool as shit. (Deadspin) Bill Cowher enjoys nachos, mini-golf. (Kissing Suzy Kolber ...

Ladies: Free Grey Goose if you'll risk being near Pacman Jones
Published 3/25/2008 at Shutdown Corner
Courtesy of Deadspin comes this flyer for an upcoming party featuring everyone's favorite deviant, Pacman Jones. So many things to note here: • By this poster, I'm assuming that the National Street League does not have the same disciplinary standards as the National Football League. • Does Young Spoaty's dad go by "Old Spoaty"? Because to me, "Old Spoaty" sounds much better. • You know who made this flyer? The good people at "CHEAP ASS FLYERS." See the small ...

This Live Blogging Thing Is Getting Out Of Hand
Published 3/25/2008 by Brooks at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... . Ugh. MacMahon did an admirable job, reporting that Jones said he was swearing off strip clubs ( sure he is ), stopped smoking dope and that Jones’ agent said the reason for the Vegas strip club fiasco was the media blowing things out of proportion (of course!). Jones also spent time selling himself to Jerry Jones, as it appears the Cowboys are one of the few teams interested in his services. This live blogging thing, we can’t really get that into it. Maybe we’re really missing something. Like the movies we only see when we have a serious girlfriend. OK, maybe not. ...

PARTY WITH PACMAN
Published 3/25/2008 by Mike Florio at ProFootballTalk.com
... ” comes words of a Sunday night soiree featuring an appearance by Mr. Jones. Deadpin has a photo of the invitation to the National Stree League’s Grey Goose Party 2008 . The invite bears the face and the name of Pacman Jones and someone named “Young Spoaty” (which, given that I have zero clue who that is, makes me feel like Old Foaty). There’s also a promise in the lower right corner that “we gon make it rain.” Oh yes, they gon make it rain.  And then maybe Pacman gon make it shoot.  And then Pac gon wonder why Roger Goodell ain’t gon reinstate him. The good news, however, is ...

Pacman Jones Appears on Poster Promoting Party Where They're Going to Make It Rain
Published 3/25/2008 by Michael David Smith at FanHouse
Filed under: Titans, Nashville This poster comes courtesy of Deadspin. It features suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam Pacman Jones promoting the National Street League's Grey Goose Party 2008, which takes place on Sunday, March 30. And it includes the words, "WE GON MAKE IT RAIN!" If there's one person on earth who should definitely not allow his name and likeness to be used in association with "making it rain," it's Pacman Jones, the man whose NFL career came to a halt when he was accused of inciting a riot at a strip ...

Pacman Jones Appeals To Michael Irvin
Published 3/25/2008 by Chris at Intentional Foul
... I’ve been waiting for a reason to use Pacman’s TNA intro music and lo-and-behold, we have one. Adam “Mr. Pacman” Jones was on the Michael Irvin’s radio show today in an effort to clean up his image a little and to appeal to Dallas fans that they might be getting a stand-up guy… until the Grey Goose pours, anyway. ...

Quick On The Trigger
Published 3/26/2008 by Gangsta D at The Commission
Curious thing happened on the internets today. Both Deadspin and Fanhouse posted a flyer for a "Greygoose Party" to be co-hosted by Pacman Jones and Young Spoaty. The flyer promised that they were going to "make it rain." Oh boy. As you can imagine, the requisite Pac Man jokes and moral indignation were soon to follow. Will came with the jokes: Far be it from us to tell Pac Man Jones how to live his life, but ... well ... promoting parties in which you promise to "make it rain" seems to be just asking for trouble, doesn't it? Don't ever change, Pac Man ... don't ... ...

Felix Jones visiting the Dallas Cowboys
Published 3/26/2008 by Dave Halprin (Grizz) <info@bloggingtheboys.com> at Blogging The Boys
... No sooner had Pacman Jones told us he was changing and would be a different guy, then this pops up at Deadspin. Yup, it’s a flyer for a party here in Atlanta this weekend that promises to make it rain and includes an appearance by the girls of Club Blaze and by the Pacman. Club Blaze is a strip club here in Atlanta. Yours truly was thinking about attending the party and giving you guys the lowdown on the scene. Alas, ...

Pacman Jones Wants Deangelo Hall Money
Published 3/26/2008 by HG at YOU BEEN BLINDED
... Adam “Pacman” Jones and his lawyer Manubir Arora are making the rounds in hopes of repairing Pacman’s image. Throwing parties and promising to make it rain would seem to be doing the opposite of that, but I could be wrong. There’s no need to watch all of this 9 1/2 minute video unless you’re interested in Pacman’s bowling skills. All you need to see/hear is from 1:40 to about 3:00. During that span Jones is read the news of Deangelo Hall’s seven year $70 million contract and says “I just can’t wait til I ...

No Grey Goose For Pacman
Published 3/26/2008 by Chris at Intentional Foul
... Apparently, Adam “Pacman” Jones won’t be attending the Grey Goose party his name and likeness have been associated with. ...