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Padres Shortstop Khalil Greene Out For Season After Punching a Storage Chest [Major League Baseball]
Padres Shortstop Khalil Greene Out For Season After Punching a Storage Chest [Major League Baseball]
Yep, he broke his left hand. Anyone who has ever punched a wall, a door, or any other inanimate object that hasn't actually done anything to you, is wincing right now. Because but for the puny amount of force your punch mustered, you too could have broken a bone in your hand and looked like an incredible tool. Instead, like his forebear Jesus, Khalil Greene is broken for your sins . Sign on ...
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We'll Spin You Right Round, Baby, Right Round....The Blogosphere
The Legend of Cecilio Guante — ... I saw this about Khalil Green breaking his hand at Deadspin. I think everyone should know when an athlete ends his season with an act of stupidity. ...

Khalil Attacks Box; Box Wins...Paulie Boxed Out of D.C.
Sons of Steve Garvey — And you thought Manny was a headcase? Via Deadspin comes this news: As the Padres feared, shortstop Khalil Greene fractured his left hand on Wednesday night when he slammed a storage chest at Petco Park in frustration over his season-long slump. Greene's return for this season is doubtful, according to the club. But it could be worse, Khalil—you could be Paul Lo Duca. From the Washington Post: After [last night's] game, the Nationals ...

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Apparently out of ideas as to how to make his 2008 campaign any worse, Khalil Greene decided to throw Padres fans a bone and end his season prematurely by punching a wall during the team’s Wednesday night loss to the D-backs. Greene’s immature selfless act resulted in a broken left hand, leaving him out of action for 6-to-8 weeks - which means there is a still a chance he’ll ...
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After recording his 100th strikeout of the year, Khalil Greene took out his frustration on a storage chest in the clubhouse tunnel. And just like everything else that's gone up against the Padres this year, the storage chest won. Greene fractured his left hand and will miss the rest of the season. From the San Diego Union-Tribune : "I don't know how to put into words the frustration level, ...
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Khalil Greene's bad season just got worse: As the Padres feared, shortstop Khalil Greene fractured his left hand on Wednesday night when he slammed a storage chest at Petco Park in frustration over his season-long slump. Greene's return for this season is doubtful, according to the club. A Padres spokesman said the club probably will comment on Greene's injury later on Thursday.  ...
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First off, I feel like a shoe for Thursday’s post title . I wasn’t aware of Khalil Greene’s injury when I wrote it. According to Tom Krasovic at the U-T, Greene broke his left hand while punching a storage chest during Wednesday night’s loss to the Diamondbacks. Corey Brock at the Padres web site indicates that Greene will be out at least six to eight weeks, and may ...
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