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A slow Monday at the office: random thoughts on Mets-Phils, Sox-Tigers, payrolls, GameCast, Bill Buckner, and Papelbon’s butt
umpbump.com — ... away. But not in a sappy, lame way. In a manly, sort of Clint Eastwood way. I think he called it a “healing moment” or something. It was really, really nice. I quickly felt like a beeznatch for taking my earlier, cynical stance. Oh, also, there was a really charming moment when he pretended to shake off the catcher before throwing the first pitch. It was very funny and sweet. From: Sarah 5:35 pm And the Tigers are 0 for 7. OOOOOOOOOOF . Whoah! Right after the game they aired the new Dunkin ad for this Papelbon/free coffee promo they’re doing. So much better ...

"Perhaps You've Seen My Work As Jonathan Papelbon's Ass"
Surviving Grady — ... So Dunkin' Donuts has this commercial with Jonathan Papelbon. And it shows him getting a long line of congratulatory ass-slaps after a game -- a line that extends from the players to the fans, who line up eagerly at the Bot's locker. Understandably, as you don't want to risk any damage to the franchise's buttocks, a stunt ass was used. ...

Papelbon: Guaranteed butt of this joke
Red Sox Monster — ... . It's a funny enough spot, to be sure, and since it's hawking an actual competition where actual Red Sox fans can win actual iced coffee, nectar of the Gods for Red Sox Monster, there's no gripe there. Basically, if I could put iced coffee in my cereal, I would -- but that's for another day. Nay, my gripe was the second part of the story -- the one that proud, soon-to-be Pulitzer Prize-winning journalists at the Boston Herald discovered . See, Jonathan Papelbon used a butt double in the commercial. From the Herald via ...