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Paraguayan heartthrob breaks our collective hearts
Paraguayan heartthrob breaks our collective hearts
Leryn Franco is just your run-of-the-mill javelin thrower/pageant queen/model with her own calendar. But during the Beijing Olympics the 26-year old Paraguayan became so much more to the American people; she became our javelin thrower/pageant queen/model with her own calendar. So, my fellow Americans, it is with a heavy heart that I regret to inform you that our favorite Paraguayan athlete ...
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Leryn Franco Finishes Next To Last In The Javelin At Beijing 2008 Olympic Games
FanIQ Blog — ... As Fourth Place Medal informs us, Franco competed this morning and finished second-to-last in the qualifying round with a throw that was 12 meters short of her personal best. I don't know a lot about javelin, but I know that when you come in second to last, the only person worse than you probably comes from a country where javelins don't even exist. In other words, you suck. ...

LERYN FRANCO CAME IN FIRST
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... Paraguayan javelinette would be LERYN FRANCO CAME IN SECOND TO LAST, considering that's where she actually finished in the competition.  She didn't get out of the qualifying round and her best throw was 12 meters shy of her personal best.  But when you think about it, she finished first in my heart, and isn't that what really matters? ...

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