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Parenting Advice for Tiger

The Dude Abides found this 7/5/2007 on blog.washingtonpost.com

As someone with a four-month old child, I consider myself slightly more advanced in life than, say, Tiger Woods, who has been a parent a mere two weeks. But I have to admit that I'm not necessarily an expert yet. For example, when it's 9:20 p.m. and the baby's been crying for a solid hour and the neighborhood kids are setting off fireworks which make her scream, my typical plan is to calculate ...